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Post some random fact about yourself that no one else here knows about (pg. 19)
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
me and a friend were bored. So we brought out a catalogue of escorts and we called one up. I told them i wanted a nice white girl with fairly large breasts, a small waist and a nice face. ME and my friend agreed that we would take turns having sex with her. There was a picture of a girl on the add so we agreed on the phone that thats who we wanted.
So the girl came to my friends house, she was black fat and had saggy boobs. I looked at my friend and he was like "YEah man lets do it" . I told her "excuse me for a second miss"
so i told my freind, "listen im not paying for this because i dont think i can even get an errection from her". so my friend was like "man cmon shes not that bad" and i was like "ok fine you can do her"
so he was liek "im not paying for the whole thing, you have to deal with her."
so i had to tell her "sorry this isnt what we expected" so she was like " that yo, you still owe me 40 bucks"
so i gave her 40 bucks lol
last time i call an escort. |
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| eRRaTiK |
| BAHAHAH karim you are the sux0rz |
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| Ibizadreamer AG |
| i check myself out whenever i see a mirror |
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| Ygrene |
| I check Ibiza out whenever I see him in a mirror. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
I check Ibiza out whenever I see him in a mirror. |
ill think of Ygrene next time i do my laundry. |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
one of these days, just based on probability, we have to end up ing eachothers brains out. |
You won't. |
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| Inertia |
a few friends have noticed this, but few people know:
i can exceptionally fast. i dunno when this happened, i just went to the bathroom one day... and it took a lot less than it normally did. it has gotten to the point where i was spinning at a friend's house, left a record playing, went to the bathroom, took a dump, got back, and i was still in tme to mix the next track. |
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| Inertia |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
You won't. |
die in a fire. :mad: |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
You won't. |
negative nancy over here.. your just jealous cause you cant message her on myspace ;) |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
die in a fire. :mad: |
:stongue: :stongue: Too funny! It's true though, it's been this long...forget about it.
Also, that fast ting thing...my friend is like that. It's uncanny!! |
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by Inertia
i have a disgustingly overdue crush on a girl i've known since forever.
we went to the same pre-school. the same elementary. when she was in junior high, she left. didn't see her for a year. i transferred to another school the following year... BAM! we're in the same school again. now, i'm in college, and of course, we happen to attend the same univeristy.
one of these days, just based on probability, we have to end up ing eachothers brains out. |
LIES! you got no feelings |
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| Inertia |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_bas
:stongue: :stongue: Too funny! It's true though, it's been this long...forget about it.
Also, that fast ting thing...my friend is like that. It's uncanny!! |
she's so weird to me tho! one day, she will literally JUMP ON ME and hug me, and the next day barely acknowledge my existence.
perhaps she's schizophrenic. |
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