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International 'Pee With Your Other Hand' Day
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| Masonious |
I think this would breathe new life into the national day trend and stimulate the economy in the cleaning product sector.
What say you CoR? And women who feel this thread is exclusionary, we could make it wipe with the other hand day as well but that really doesn't up the risk factor like it does for guys.
This genius idea was formed while I was peeing with my backup hand whilst I cleansed my ear with a q-tip.
What's your great big awesome idea for a national day captain, "My Idea is Better than Mason's"? |
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| Dervish |
| Why not make it pee with no hands day? |
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| Masonious |
| wayyyyy better idea, but you can't sit down and going in the shower doesn't count. |
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| Allied Nations |
| Does this apply to Canada? |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
Why not make it pee with no hands day? |
Isn't that USUALLY the case?
I almost never have to aim the thing because it just aims straight down. |
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| kadomony |
| i hate this day. in pissed all over everything. |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Allied Nations
Does this apply to Canada? |
I think all nations should recognize this important day |
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| Masonious |
| quote: | Originally posted by Yan
Isn't that USUALLY the case?
I almost never have to aim the thing because it just aims straight down. |
Most of us have gigantic balls that make that impossible. When they drop the whole game changes dude |
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| Dervish |
I have to say I hold it most often. Especially when drunk and/or after sex, actually can we have an exclusion to national no hands day (if we do that rather than other) cos no way I'm I freestyling after sex bad enough as it is!
Wait!!!!!!!! Just had an ace idea for a solution to the post sex problem of pissing all over the place! Get another jonny cut the little nib bit off and point without any worries about the bane of mans existance that is post sex multi-directional pissing. |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Masonious
Most of us have gigantic balls that make that impossible. When they drop the whole game changes dude |
In addition, it's like a hose. It might just hang there, but once you have the pressure of the piss, it starts to swing back a little, thus resulting in the toilet seat getting splashed a bit. |
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| Psy-T |
| the international "let's make fun of masonius for not being able to aim his penis without using his hands" day |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dervish
the bane of mans existance that is post sex multi-directional pissing. |
that happens to me at random occassions rather than exclusively post sex :( |
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