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| WaxDog |
Three successful Jewish brothers compared their wealth by the presents they had recently sent their old mother for her 75th birthday.
Shlomo, the oldest, said: "I built a big mansion for our mother."
Moishe, the second, said: "I sent her a Mercedes with a driver."
Ira, the youngest, said: "You remember how our mama used to enjoy reading the bible? Now she can’t see very well. So I sent her a remarkable parrot that recites the whole bible... Mama just has to name the chapter and verse."
A few days later a letter arrived from their mother.
"Shlomo," she wrote, "the mansion you built is so huge. I live only in one room, but I have to clean the whole house."
"Moishe," she wrote, "I am too old to travel. I stay most of the time at home so I rarely use the Mercedes. And that driver - he’s a pain in the tuchas."
"But Ira," she wrote, "the chicken was delicious!"
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| Julie_Spyder |
LMAO.. good one i like it
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| inatrance |
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ahh your a lamer.. why did you even copy the title of the thread??! why do you even post here anymore!?!?!!?!
I guess I will give you some credit though.. at least you posted on topic, wiht a joke -wow thats a first
ahh! PLEASE GO AWAY@!!!
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| Pepanee |
i was readign the whole thing till i reached the end and saw that she wrote "the chicken was good". i didnt get it at first since i forgot what ira sent her. i had to look back up again and LOL. man, my memory is so crappy.
but LOL, good one bro.. |
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