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Sense of humour (pg. 2)
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| pvdAngel |
Man walks into a butchers:
Guy: What happened to your assistant?
Butcher: I sacked him.
Guy: How come?
Butcher: (Whispers) He was sticking his dick in the bacon slicer!
Guy: You what?! What happened to your bacon slicer?
Butcher: I sacked her as well!
*Peter Kay joke* |
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| Ian |
| i dunno really how to describe mine. I'm just silly, random, sarcastic & such all in one. A lot of people don't get it from me, meaning they see me as being something i'm not, but those who connect in my humour often end up liking me cos of it. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
the guy driving his car in the mountains, when he comes across a child kneeling at the edge of a ravine. curious, the guy stops at the side of the road & gets out to see whats going on.
he walks over to the child, and asks him what the problem is.
through tears the kid sobs and points into the ravine. the man leans over and at the bottom of the ravine theres this charred wreckage of a car.
"my daddy, is in the car!" wails the little boy.
"oh my god son. are you ok? wheres your mother?"
wailing louder, the kid says "she's in the car too! they're both dead and i have no one in the whole world to take care of or watch out for me!"
"well son," said the man as he pulled his from his trousers "i guess it just aint your day."
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a father and son were holidaying in the northern territory, and were sitting around the campfire late at night having dinner. sitting with them was a dingo busy licking its dick.
the son looked at the dingo and said to his father "gee dad, i wish i could do that."
"well, id pat him first son, he looks vicious."
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a women is sitting in a bar sipping her drink when this homeless piece of strolls in and sits next to her. he stinks pretty bad, but she doesn't want to be rude so she tries to ignore him.
after a while, the stench becomes overwhelming, and she is forced to say something.
"excuse me sir, have you just shat your pants?" she asks.
"matter of fact, yes i have young lady" the man replies.
"well thats just revolting, why dont you go away and clean yourself up?" she said with disgust.
"i haven't finished yet" he replied. |
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| Omega_M |
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| Sunsnail |
lol pkc
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
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pwnt |
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| justin |
I find it hard to laugh unless I'm in a comfortable mood or totally wasted.
I usually rely on my dumb witted charm to make people laugh though. |
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| pvdAngel |
| quote: | | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN |
All 3: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
...people have said they wont hang around me when im drunk anymore.
But my funniest moments are when im drunk i can make good jokes.
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The implication of these two statements is obvious. |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by pvdAngel
What kind of sense of humour would you say you have?
Mine is pretty dry, sarcastic and occasionally witty and light-hearted, but I find it a lot easier to express it when I'm physically with others. I find tone hard to express on the internet sometimes.
Feel free to share jokes too.  |
mine is better than yours.. |
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| Omega_M |
:haha: |
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| Akridrot |
I just went last minute thanksgiving shopping with my mom. So hectic. :whip:
Real life:
1. Random
2. Blunt
3. Bitter sarcasm (I go overboard)
4. Sexual (less now that I'm out of high school...)
5. Creepy
6. Absolutely base and immoral
Internet:
1. Random
2. Sarcastic
3. Mean-spirited
With my friends, I joke about anything and everything. Nothing is off limits. I am one of the most sarcastic people on this planet in real life (think Daria, but with a strong sense of sincerity). So you'll think I'm being serious with you, when in reality I'm clowning you in front of my friends.
Being creepy and perverted is another thing I do with my friends, but that eventually tires everyone out. My sense of humor is a very sick one.
As for the internet, I can't really say. I am much funnier in real life when I have people around me, situations to make fun of, etc. Not so on the net. I'm kind of used to having the same audience, so much of my behavior was tailored to them.. so when I'm around other people or on the net... it doesn't always work. Oddly enough, I actually tone it down on the internet, so you guys have never gotten the real me.
This was a long-winded ramble, I know. |
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| pvdAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by dj_alfi
mine is better than yours.. |
This thread is for discussing and sharing, not for boasting. :p |
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