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Worst thing you could say while sleeping (pg. 5)
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| Silky Johnson |
My bf ALWAYS talks in his sleep. It's ing hilarious.
Once he said, "Did you get the valve caps??"
Another time he thought he was calling his buddy's house, cause he said, "Could I speak to Dan please?"
Yeah, neither of those things is very humorous...but just the fact that he does it is what makes it so funny. He always falls asleep before me, so I always catch him when he does it. It's always around the same time, heh. |
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| Sunsnail |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
My bf ALWAYS talks in his sleep. It's ing hilarious.
Once he said, "Did you get the valve caps??"
Another time he thought he was calling his buddy's house, cause he said, "Could I speak to Dan please?"
Yeah, neither of those things is very humorous...but just the fact that he does it is what makes it so funny. He always falls asleep before me, so I always catch him when he does it. It's always around the same time, heh. |
lol that is very humorous |
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| Slylee |
lol
actually, there have been a few times where i was sleeping and the phone rang, and i was like, "hello" without actually picking it up cuz i was still half asleep. |
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| dj_alfi |
| i apparantly sat up im my bad and said "i know how to make gold food, what the can u do??" while sleeping.. |
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| tribu |
I can sleep with my eyes open and once frightened a bunch of kids i went to grade school with
Ive heard i mumble incoherently in my sleep which probably means my girlfriend didnt want to tell me i was moaning her sisters name |
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| Floorfiller |
i had a friend in college that's roomate said something about "lemme touch your penis" in his sleep...
:wtf: |
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| Vlad |
| "Father John, why are you touching my naughty place?" |
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| dj_alfi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Floorfiller
i had a friend in college that's roomate said something about "lemme touch your penis" in his sleep...
:wtf: |
:stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: :haha: :stongue: :stongue: :haha: :haha:
BUCK FUTTER!!! |
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| malek |
| "I ed your sister":wtf: |
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| stren |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
My bf ALWAYS talks in his sleep. It's ing hilarious.
Once he said, "Did you get the valve caps??"
Another time he thought he was calling his buddy's house, cause he said, "Could I speak to Dan please?"
Yeah, neither of those things is very humorous...but just the fact that he does it is what makes it so funny. He always falls asleep before me, so I always catch him when he does it. It's always around the same time, heh. |
weird i sometimes dream about picking up the phone and someone asking for Dan |
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| dallastar |
| that is a weird coincidence |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
jackoff = cum/cum in face
jacked = punched
capisce???
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gotcha..
theres nothing funn about a woman getting punched in the face by accident by her spouse.
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