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what makes ur tongue hurt?? (pg. 5)
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| JMF [TrAcId] |
| quote: | Originally posted by liquidxxd
too many sour skittles when i am high, also too many shocktarts, shocktarts make my tongue bleed if i eat too many |
American sour Skittles are so much better than the crap ones we have in the UK, ours aren't even sour! more tangy - false advertising. Last time I was in the US I ate one of those big bags of Sour Skittles in an afternoon, my Tounge shriveled up like a prune :eyespop: |
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| Sand Leaper |
I in...I in pull yo in tongue out of yo in mouth and stab the with a rusty screwdriver...BLEEEEEEH!!!!!! |
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| igottaknow |
1. Using my tongue in my Mouse Trap quality assurance job.
*snap*
Ouch! 999,998
*snap*
Ahhhhhh! 999,999 |
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| JohnSmith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Sand Leaper
I in...I in pull yo in tongue out of yo in mouth and stab the with a rusty screwdriver...BLEEEEEEH!!!!!! |
mwuaha!! NWA i think? or 2LiveCrew or something.
all i remember is it was nasty and hilarious.
"I gonna pull out your nuts and put em up on the block, just your nuts, sitting dere on the block, then i'm gonna bang dem thingz with a spiked bat!"
lol.
my tongue hurts whenever there is a nuclear warhead detonated in my area.
or whenever i jump out of an airplane and land in a grain thresher. |
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| Sand Leaper |
Almost.That's Method Man on the track with the same title.That dialogue in the beginning is ing brilliant:
"I in,I in tie yo ass to a in bedpost,take a in hanger,put it on the in stove and let that sit there for about a half hour,take it back off and stick it up yo ass slowly like: psssssssss...."
I swear,I laughed so hard my stomach hurt after I heard the track the first time:haha:
My tongue hurts when I've eaten a whole box of breath mints,and then
drunk a whole bottle of ice cold sparkling water. |
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| _The_Storm_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by ali92
I can't see HOW kissing/French kissing can make your tongue hurt! If that were the case, why do people still kiss for a while? Isn't kissing supposed to be a SOOTHING experience, NOT a bad experience??? Believe it or not, you can say WHATEVER YOU WANT, but, I NEVER kissed a girl yet! I just never had a "real" girlfriend! |
well, you're not the only one..
** _The_Storm_ runs and hides **
worst part being that I was close to getting a girlfriend some weeks ago, I just didn't attack at the right time.. just never could talk to her seriously.. till I lose my patience and sent her a SMS telling that I loved her.. obviously didn't work. She ended up wanting my cousin who helped me to get to her (!), even wanted to have sex with him, now that made me get depressed for like a week, I lost so many time with that slut. :whip: Now I'll go to the university and I'm sure I won't have the oportunity to get a girl for a while....
:( :( :( :( :( |
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| Mail Man |
| quote: | Originally posted by trance[]control-fan
mine hurts when i ing bite my tounge when i am chewing gum |
hate when that happens :whip: |
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| BTG |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mail Man
hate when that happens :whip: |
i dont like you. |
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| jdat |
| having your tongue bitten by your girlfriend should be your only pain, then again it could also be a BIG TIME pleasure lol:toothless |
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| TranceSeeker |
| When u lay yourself on a railroad and a train drives over your head, man dont't try that at home. |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by TranceSeeker
When u lay yourself on a railroad and a train drives over your head, man dont't try that at home. |
that's a no biggie
slim chances it'd actually hurt you ;P |
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| Julie_Spyder |
| the thought of getting it pecired.. and biting it.. accidently.. withouth knowing you did.. |
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