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Urban Dictionary: Funny Words (pg. 2)
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by DarkAngel
LMAO. I never heard cheeseburger used quite that way before. :haha: |
It'll be used now! |
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| Frenchie |
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Frenchie
5. frenchie
13 up, 28 down
a penis that is half erect and half soft. it can't make up its mind.
Damn. My dicks so big when i'm pooping and i get a frenchie my penis dips in the water.
by leprkan Nov 26, 2004 email it |
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| leebates1986 |
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=lee
1. Lee
33 up, 14 down
When used in the context of an Australian Male, the Term/Name "Lee" denotes awesomeness, In 1842 a great man predicted that all males named "Lee" in the year 1987 shall become 'King of the World' upon their 20th birthday.
Because this great philosophiser was shot in the back while dancing to the 1842 one hit wonder "Hamertime" (a song about communist oppression) the truth was never released to the public.
Angie: "OMG its Lee, hes so shiney"
Scott: "Yup, cant fight that. He is awesome"
Ben: "Yeah, i wish i was Lee"
Sam: "Lee's so hot right now!"
Lee: "Guys! Keep is down, Im busy having sex with supermodels!" |
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| DarkAngel |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
It'll be used now! |
I can hardly wait hehe.
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Frenchie
5. frenchie
13 up, 28 down
a penis that is half erect and half soft. it can't make up its mind.
Damn. My dicks so big when i'm pooping and i get a frenchie my penis dips in the water.
by leprkan Nov 26, 2004 email it |
WTF |
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| TweeK |
Bukakke (686 up, 147 down)
| quote: | | Bukkake is when a Mommy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy and a Daddy all decide that Mommy needs some special facial moisturiser |
Classic. :haha: |
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| Frenchie |
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=stool
2. stool
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, crap, dookie, waste from an animal or insect. usually smelling worse than what it started out as. sometimes thrown at oncomming traffic to disrupt slow moving cars.
two gay guys are at a bar, one is sitting on a bar stool, the other comes up and says, " can i push your stool in for you" |
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| Enigmatic XTC |
new delhi dot 50 up, 7 down
After anal sex, poke your partner right between the eyes with your fecal covered cock. If you do it correctly, it should leave a " dot" similar to that worn by Hindus.
I gave Pradip a New Delhi Dot to cover the red one.
Abe Lincoln 593 up, 58 down
When an unconscious person gets jizzed on their face, gets their pubes cut and applied to their face to form a beard, then adorned with a top hat.
philly cheese steak 2 up, 23 down
the philly cheesesteak is a strict combination of the following actions in the following order...you first donkey punch a broad from behind, this then causes her to tighten her butt cheeks, thus making it able to give her the pink sock. after this you then give her the jelly donut. if you'd like to add extra grease to your philly cheese steak you on the broad after it's finished.
one night i was really tying one on and i met a girl that i really hated but she wanted to get at it doggy. so i started to bang her out, then i got the urge to donkey punch her so i did, and since i was hittin that keister it provided me the perfect chance to pink sock her. by this time she was in some serious pain, so i turned her over and let go right in her mug, followed by a right hook to the nose. feeling invincible i then right on her....just then yeti came in and asked if i was hungry and i said no, but this bizzle just got a philly cheesesteak...extra grease.
Tony Danza 632 up, 114 down
When you are giving it to a chick from behind, you yell out "Who's the boss?" She'll get confused, turn her head around, at this moment, you donkey punch her in the face and then scream TONY DANZA!!!
Oh man, I totally pwned Jeff's girlfriend last week when I gave her a Tony Danza.
Birmingham booty call 101 up, 20 down
Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.
I met this freak bitch in Alabama, and she intoduced me to the Birmingham booty call. |
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| LuckyKarma |
Cleveland Steamroller
64 up, 33 down
When you doing a ho' doggystyle hard, you punch her in the head and knock her out cold. then you take a dump on her stomach/chest and sit on and then roll all over her body like a steamroller, covering herin feces. then you leave and hope you never see her agan.
There is no example i can give
sickle
23 up, 3 down
That which hangs from a dog's ass in extremely cold weather.
That maingy mutt needs a cut! Look at all those sickles hanging from his ass!
ps3
526 up, 298 down
sony playstation 3, it was released @ E3 2005, looks like a fridge door with dildos as controllers
hey look, timmys got a fridge door and 2 dildos, whatafreak |
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| chojin |
| quote: | chojin 8 thumbs up
Japanese word meaning a super human person who is male.
super-man
cho-jin
Also the name of the dude in urotsukidoji (a hentai movie)
The chojin is a boy who literally turns into a giant sex beast and rapes every woman he sees. In the film he actually destroys a town with his penises (thats right... plural!)
AND he is the hero of the story!
You call someone a chojin if he is very popular with the ladies (1) or gets drunk and lets his labido take control, (although not actually raping anyone or destroying any towns)(2)
(1)Lucky bastard, hes such a chojin
(2)"God man.... I got totallycrunk last night and went totally chojin! "
by kut_kraz Mar 15, 2005 email it |
cool :) |
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