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Britney Again...
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| Omega_M |
So here's the justification...
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...through the revealing interview and further revealing photo spread Britney said she hopes to reveal a more complicated side to her personality. "I want people to start taking me seriously," says Spears as she sucked lovingly on an all-day lolly. "I'm not this brainless jailbait whore anymore. I am a grown-up sophisticated whore, and don't you forget it!"
Principally, Spears says she wants people to stop thinking so much about her breasts and spend more time contemplating her vagina, a subject with which the young singer seemed obsessed. W's Rob Haskell later expressed frustration over his lack of control over the interview. No matter what the question, Spears always finds a way to answer in the form of a reference to her "magical honey pot."
She reminds listeners, old and young, to continue thinking of her as a talented musician with a vision to share with her fans, but to also bear in mind that hidden under the flimsy clothes of that talented musician is a big bat-flappy vagina.
Spars describes her Georgia O'Keefe as a "cavernous realm of wonder." According to former boyfriend Justin Timberlake, she's not kidding. In what appears to be an attempt to one-up fellow Mouseketeer-cum-pop-star Christina Aguilera, Spears went well beyond labial jewlelry when she visited a local tattoo parlor earlier this summer. According to eyewitnesses, the 21-year-old songstress had technicians install a pair of amusement park attractions: a tilt-a-whirl and a log flume. A tattoo on her inner thigh reportedly says "YOU MUST BE AT LEAST THIS TALL TO RIDE."
"Like my enormous cow-like eyes, my vagina is a medical oddity," says Spears. "Forget ping pong balls- if you know what I mean. Canon balls are more like it- if you know what I mean."
Haskell indicated that he did understand, and then became violently ill. :stongue:
In describing the experience to reporters, Hakell admitted to playing with himself during the interview- not because he especially felt like it, but because he was contractually obligated to do so.
Spears denies pumping up the centerfold aspect of her image in order to bolster her sagging career. She says nothing could be farther from the truth.
"The Playboy bunny schtick only goes so far," said Spears, arching her back and shoving her sticky rump at news cameras. "You have to have good music to back it all up."
Asked to describe her next album project, Spears said it would be "sensual but tasteful."
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What a dumb bitch. :stongue: |
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| DigitalPhoenix |
| u biotch, u slut...u whore! |
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| Googooly |
| very nice, how much? |
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| chach |
| quote: | Originally posted by TazZ-erT
Id hit it |
in the face with a bat with a nail in it |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by chach
in the face with a bat with a nail in it |
:stongue: |
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| pvdAngel |
She talks out of her well.
*Waits intensively for the next vagina monologue* :wtf: |
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by pvdAngel
She talks out of her well.
*Waits intensively for the next vagina monologue* :wtf: |
Wait for the alleged 4 hour sex tape to come out. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
Wait for the alleged 4 hour sex tape to come out. |
i heard kfed teabags her in it. lol |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
i heard kfed teabags her in it. lol |
I've always wanted to do that! Props to K-Fed! |
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