No wonder Americans get such a rap with celebs like Lindsay Lohan who have absolutely no grasp of launguage, let alone grammar. Stay in school, kids! And more importantly, be adequite!
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Lindsay Lohan released a statement Tuesday extending her condolences to Robert Altman's family:
"I would like to send my condolences out to Catherine Altman, Robert Altmans wife, as well as all of his immediate family, close friends, co-workers, and all of his inner circle.
"I feel as if I've just had the wind knocked out of me and my heart aches.
"If not only my heart but the heart of Mr. Altman's wife and family and many fellow actors/artists that admire him for his work and love him for making people laugh whenever and however he could..
"Robert altman made dreams possible for many independent aspiring filmmakers, as well as creating roles for countless actors.
"I am lucky enough to of been able to work with Robert Altman amongst the other greats on a film that I can genuinely say created a turning point in my career.
"I learned so much from Altman and he was the closest thing to my father and grandfather that I really do believe I've had in several years.
"The point is, he made a difference.
"He left us with a legend that all of us have the ability to do.
"So every day when you wake up.
"Look in the mirror and thank god for every second you have and cherish all moments.
"The fighting, the anger, the drama is tedious.
"Please just take each moment day by day and consider yourself lucky to breathe and feel at all and smile. Be thankful.
"Life comes once, doesn't 'keep coming back' and we all take such advantage of what we have.
"When we shouldn't..... '
"Make a searching and fearless moral inventory of yourselves' (12st book) -everytime there's a triumph in the world a million souls hafta be trampled on.-altman Its true. But treasure each triumph as they come.
"If I can do anything for those who are in a very hard time right now, as I'm one of them with hearing this news, please take advantage of the fact that I'm just a phone call away.
God Bless, peace and love always.
Thank You,
"BE ADEQUITE"
Lindsay Lohan
ing tard.
Krypton
What did she do?
Shakka
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Originally posted by Krypton
What did she do?
I think she's almost completely illiterate with a below average grasp of language. Her letter, while surely sent with good intentions, hardly makes a lick of sense.
And I'm bored and she's an easy target!;) :D
Q5echo
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Originally posted by Shakka
No wonder Americans get such a rap with celebs like Lindsay Lohan who have absolutely no grasp of launguage, let alone grammar. Stay in school, kids! And more importantly, be adequite!
ing tard.
is this for real? is she really this dumb?
Q5echo
grammar? what? sorry i forgot what we were talking about.
DJ Shibby
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Originally posted by Shakka
I think she's almost completely illiterate with a below average grasp of language. Her letter, while surely sent with good intentions, hardly makes a lick of sense.
And I'm bored and she's an easy target!;) :D
Wow, I don't know what to say.
You're being a really small man, my friend. I would work on that as soon as possible; nothing good can come of innate nastiness.
Shakka
awwwhhh, that's sweet. In case you didn't notice, this isn't the world's most serious thread. Furthermore, if you can convince me that half of that gibberish amounts to what most of us call coherent thought and a firm grasp of vocabulary, I'll gladly apologize to her personally. Really--she's so eloquent!
I guess the author who brought this to our attention is a rather small man too.
There are those who have been moved to great eloquence and passion by the death of the eminent film director Robert Altman. And then there is Lindsay Lohan.
The 20-year-old actress, who scored a part in Altman's last movie, A Prairie Home Companion, made the interesting decision to go public with a condolence letter she wrote to the Altman family in the wake of his death from cancer last week. The passion was certainly there - she, like many dozens of actors before her, clearly adored the experience of working in Altman's characteristic freeform style - but the letter was also spectacular in its incoherence and disregard of basic grammar and spelling.
The facts speak for themselves. This isn't much for debate, rather for entertainment. If your funny bone's broke, might I recommend a cure?
Sunsnail
This is not just something she blurted out while on camera. This is a letter. You have no excuse not to go over a letter and correct errors, especially a sorrow letter.
pkcRAISTLIN
typical "pretty girl" syndrome. spent too much time in highschool on her hands and knees.
hey metalgear, you should write to her!
Q5echo
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Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
typical "pretty girl" syndrome. spent too much time in highschool on her hands and knees.
you know now that i think about it, and not her , is that this is a referendum the perils of home schooling. seriously.
she's been in show business since what, 5 yrs old? the only time she steppped foot in a public school (or private school for that matter) was to film a movie in it. she was "schooled" between takes of The Parent Trap and a Disney Channel sitcom.
alright, back to her titties.
jdat
I don't know if this letter is legit or not and I'm not even going to bother checking but whoever is her publicist needs to either get the sh*t smacker outta her for letting this go to press .... or someone needs to tell Lohan's publicist to give a good shaking to Lohan telling her to come back to her senses.
Moongoose
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Originally posted by Shakka
The facts speak for themselves. This isn't much for debate, rather for entertainment. If your funny bone's broke, might I recommend a cure?
That video is quite god (i love bill) but I prefer this. it always gets me laughing no matter in how fowl mood i am and it newer gets old. Its an old italian cartoon from my youth.
I used to have these cartoons on my mobile. One time during a particularly boring party i puled the phone out and and started to watch this cartoon in order to get my spirits up. Since everybody in the club was about the same age as me, meaning they grew up with this i had 20 people at my back watching the cartoon on that small screen of a mobile phone seconds after i started watching. All it took was hearing that trademarked laugh over the dull sounds of deep house. I swear that night my phone went trough every hand in that club because everybody wanted to watch that cartoon (i left it with a friend to watch the toon, three hours later the phone was handed to me by a girl i newer met before...incredibly hot though)
