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Moving to Dallas (pg. 2)
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| djjonas |
| quote: | Originally posted by davemolina
**talks into recorder**
Note to self...light bag of poo on fire before leaving Steve's doorstep for maximum effect. |
**talks into recorder**
Why does Dave in a bag? |
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| Crash_Pr |
| Listen, no gay bars at all! As for the poo on fire I expect its becuse its tastier when warm. Why he'd expect you to eat it, I have no idea. In retrospect, Im not going to Houston becuase they aint paying me in Houston, and I need my money! As for the rest I still haven heard a single comment of where to go expect for call me up and Ill point you in the right direction, lol. Plus this is from a guy who apparently likes to DP random fat moms, I expect I would not enjoy that at all so I refuse to follow your lead Dirk. I refuse... |
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| Crash_Pr |
| Listen, no gay bars at all! As for the poo on fire I expect its becuse its tastier when warm. Why he'd expect you to eat it, I have no idea. In retrospect, Im not going to Houston becuase they aint paying me in Houston, and I need my money! As for the rest I still haven heard a single comment of where to go expect for call me up and Ill point you in the right direction, lol. Plus this is from a guy who apparently likes to DP random fat moms, I expect I would not enjoy that at all so I refuse to follow your lead Dirk. I refuse... |
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| djjonas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Crash_Pr
Listen, no gay bars at all! As for the poo on fire I expect its becuse its tastier when warm. Why he'd expect you to eat it, I have no idea. In retrospect, Im not going to Houston becuase they aint paying me in Houston, and I need my money! As for the rest I still haven heard a single comment of where to go expect for call me up and Ill point you in the right direction, lol. Plus this is from a guy who apparently likes to DP random fat moms, I expect I would not enjoy that at all so I refuse to follow your lead Dirk. I refuse... |
I like this guy already. He doesn't trust Dirk and he think Dave likes the taste of warm poo. He seems to have a good head on his shoulders.
Now, what kind of scene do you like. Are you more of the raver type, do you like hittin' up lounges or strictly clubs? I can give you the rundown and we can meet up for a drink sometime. |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by djjonas
and we can meet up for a drink sometime. |
crash, you better start building up your resistance to rohypnol. |
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| Crash_Pr |
| quote: | Originally posted by djjonas
I like this guy already. He doesn't trust Dirk and he think Dave likes the taste of warm poo. He seems to have a good head on his shoulders.
Now, what kind of scene do you like. Are you more of the raver type, do you like hittin' up lounges or strictly clubs? I can give you the rundown and we can meet up for a drink sometime. |
LOL, well to tell you the truth I'm probably going to head over to Dallas some point in the summer, but I wanted to see if I could meet some cool ppl here in the forums before I headed over there. I do a little bit of everything, I specially like hitting up lounges because it's a lot easier to meet women, specailly if you can afford to throw a few drinks around. I really enjoy the rave scene though. I had to go *clean* because of the jobs and all that but in general I still love the music. Going to a rave means dancing like a drunken monkey, not really any sense talking to people since you cant make out half the they say, and besides if you do end up hitting on some chick the next day shell care have as much as you cared when you finally realized you were making out with Dave's mom...lol
I do a little bit of everything as you might think already and in general terms I just like to have some fun meet some girls and laugh all night.
PS Rohypnol, Listen Dirk I know Im hot and sexy, and you got I thing for latinos, but no I refuse to come in contact in any way with you, and for that fact with any other men who would want to have their way with me, strictly hetero. Also, if you were offering me the drug, for use, dont worry with my smile and accent its enough to bring all panties to the floor, and that's when you apply the shocker! |
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| Dirk W. |
| quote: | Originally posted by Crash_Pr
LOL, well to tell you the truth I'm probably going to head over to Dallas some point in the summer, but I wanted to see if I could meet some cool ppl here in the forums before I headed over there. I do a little bit of everything, I specially like hitting up lounges because it's a lot easier to meet women, specailly if you can afford to throw a few drinks around. I really enjoy the rave scene though. I had to go *clean* because of the jobs and all that but in general I still love the music. Going to a rave means dancing like a drunken monkey, not really any sense talking to people since you cant make out half the they say, and besides if you do end up hitting on some chick the next day shell care have as much as you cared when you finally realized you were making out with Dave's mom...lol
I do a little bit of everything as you might think already and in general terms I just like to have some fun meet some girls and laugh all night.
PS Rohypnol, Listen Dirk I know Im hot and sexy, and you got I thing for latinos, but no I refuse to come in contact in any way with you, and for that fact with any other men who would want to have their way with me, strictly hetero. Also, if you were offering me the drug, for use, dont worry with my smile and accent its enough to bring all panties to the floor, and that's when you apply the shocker! |
obviously you're a kid. good luck in your endeavors. much to learn little brother. much to learn. |
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| architect1803 |
LMFAO!!!!
Steve and Dave. You guys ing SUCK!!!!
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| architect1803 |
| quote: | Originally posted by djjonas
we can meet up for a drink sometime. |
Yea careful...he used to be a cop. He can put that good ole' Texan nightstick in ya .:D |
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| djjonas |
| quote: | Originally posted by architect1803
LMFAO!!!!
Steve and Dave. You guys ing SUCK on my mom's saggy boobs!!!!
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I have this habit of finishing peoples sentences:clown: |
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| djjonas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
much to learn. |
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| Crash_Pr |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dirk W.
obviously you're a kid. good luck in your endeavors. much to learn little brother. much to learn. |
Little brother...ya nice... Much to learn, who died and made you all knowing Budha? I mean you dont even know me, and you think by a few sarcastic comments and some milk jokes about your mom's saggy you can say anything about me. I do thank you for the good luck, but I dont think I need luck, luck is what people need when they are not strong enough to make things happen for themselves. I like more Destiny, everything was meant to happen your just dumb enough not to take advantage of everything that was brought to your table. |
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