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How about some JOKES (pg. 8)
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| Dublin Guy |
Whats the main cause of paedophilia?
Sexy kids |
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| mellow_head |
What's blue and flies through the sky?
A rectangular circle. |
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| CONNERMAN2000 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dublin Guy
Whats the main cause of paedophilia?
Sexy kids |
i lolled |
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| Trazedict |
Q: Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done... |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Trazedict
Q: Whats the hardest part about eating a vegetable?
A: Putting her back in the wheelchair when your done... |
that's not a very nice way to talk about her, she'll be reading this post any minute :eyes: |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
If you don't recognize that I'm afraid as a CORe Quality Control Representative I am going to have to ask you to kindly leave. Hillbilly. |
Kindly. Leave. |
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| Shaman_Axiom |
Dirty Little Matt is sitting in the back of math class, obviously not paying any attention, when the teacher calls his name.
"Yeah teach?" he replies.
"If there are three ducks on a fence and you shoot one of them with a shotgun, how many are left?" asks the teacher.
Matt answers "Well, teach, if I shoot one of them with a shotgun, the loud noise is gonna make them all fly off."
"No, Matt, there will be two left if you shoot one with a shotgun, but I like the way you're thinking." the teacher responds.
"Well, teach, I've got a question for you... There are 3 women that come out of an ice-cream parlor, one is biting her ice-cream cone, one is licking it, and one is sucking on it. Which one is married?"
The teacher, a little taken back by the question answers, "Well, uh, gee Matt, I guess the one that's sucking on the ice cream."
Matt replies "No teach, the one that has the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you're thinking!" |
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| colonelcrisp |
why do pill bottles have cottonballs in the top?
to remind black people that they used to pick cotton before they sold drugs |
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| Akridrot |
Q. Why do only 10% of women go to heaven?
A. Because if they all went, it would be hell.
Q. What goes: "CLICK -is that it? CLICK -is that it? CLICK -is that it?"
A. A blind person with a rubix cube.
Q. Why did God invent yeast infection?
A. So women know what it feels like to live with an annoying ****.
Q. Did you hear about the two gay guys that had an argument in the bar?
A. They went outside to exchange blows.
Q. Why did the gay guy think his lover was cheating on him?
A. He came home faced.
Q. What's the difference between a 'Spice Girls' video and a porn video? (
A. The porn video has better music!
Q. What's the best part of having a homeless girlfriend?
A. You can drop her off where ever you want! |
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| Shaman_Axiom |
As an airplane is about to crash, a female passenger jumps up frantically and announces, "If I'm going to die, I want to die feeling like a woman."
She removes all her clothing and asks, "Is there someone on this plane who is man enough to make me feel like a woman?"
A man stands up, removes his shirt and says, "Here, iron this!" |
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| Akridrot |
Q. What's worse than getting raped by Jack the Ripper?
A. Getting fingered by Captain Hook.
Q. What would happen if the Pilgrims had killed cats instead of turkeys?
A. We'd eat every Thanksgiving.
Q. How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex?
A. Call her and tell her.
Q. What's the difference between a 40 year-old man, and a 40 year-old woman?
A. A 40 year-old woman dreams of having children, a 40 year-old man dreams of dating them.
Q. How does a guy know if he has a high sperm count?
A. If the girl has to chew, before she swallows.
Q. Three words to ruin a man's ego...
A. "Is it in?" |
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