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20 Ways to maintain your insanity :)
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| asfdz |
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity.
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point
a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom.
Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something,
Ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label It "In-Box."
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks.
Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions,
Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks,
Write "For Smuggling Diamonds"
7. Finish All Your sentences with
"In Accordance With The Prophecy."
8. Dont use any punctuation
9. As Often As Possible, at work, skip rather than walk.
10. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious
face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play tropical
Sounds All
Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock
Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot,
Yelling "Run For Your Lives, They're Loose!!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner. "Due To The Economy, We Are Going
To Have
To Let One Of You Go."
20. When your boss is at lunch, let one rip in their office, then sneak out mission impossible style. |
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| _Nut_ |
| I would think this was good if you came up with it yourself, so I am going to think this thread is a waste now. Good job at suckage! Source? |
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| dallastar |
| the 21st way would be to STAY away from the cOr!;) |
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| mezzir |
21. walk around with headphones on, tuck the end of the cord into your pocket so it looks like something's playing, and occasionally bob your head. see how much interesting stuff you can pick up from other people's conversations cause they won't lower their voice since they see your headphones (works better with bulky headphones)
also LOL at 17
| quote: | | 17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won!, I Won!" |
one time i was at the place rafters, its a sports bar+grill place, got a couple pool tables, etc
mid-day and i'm playing pool with a friend there and i go to get quarters for another game
so i walk up to the change machine and this like 6 year old girl's there with a few quarters her mom gave her debating which game to play. i put the dollar in, and right as the 4 quarters start to come down i start yelling 'oh my god, i won! thats awesome, i won!' and the girl starts flipping out and runs back to her parents to see if she can have a dollar so she can play |
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| Marc Summers |
9. As Often As Possible, at work, skip rather than walk.
YES! |
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| StanVoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azia
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go."
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:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| [Tro][ho][phy] |
| Read this in an e-mail forward when I was fifteen.:whip: |
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| asfdz |
| quote: | Originally posted by _Nut_
I would think this was good if you came up with it yourself, so I am going to think this thread is a waste now. Good job at suckage! Source? |
I made up the last one.
| quote: | Originally posted by dallastar
the 21st way would be to STAY away from the cOr!;) |
Nice try, STAY away from mcd's ;) |
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| makija |
| i actualy do some of thoes :haha: |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azia
Nice try, STAY away from mcd's ;) |
be nice to my crush:whip: |
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| Akridrot |
| Repost/Email Forward or not, I giggled at these. That's pretty rare these days. |
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by Azia
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Ummmm, STFU
p.s. this thread sucks (stupid ass email forwards don't make it to far here!)
p.s.s. you both suck:whip: :whip: |
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