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| medinaM5 |
i shall go first, i suppose...this goes out to people that dont like cigs and/or cig smokers...i call it "Actually, i DID know cigarettes were bad for me, NOW STFU."
it's a warm summer night outside a steadily buzzing house party. i stumble half-drunkenly out the front door and drops my comfortably numb, sweat-dampened ass onto the top step leading up of the porch, incidentally within relative proximity to a bitchy looking vegan-type who talks like she's trying to swallow her metallic pink motorola rzr. she takes a deeply contented breath that elicits an annoyed glance and pause in conversation from the girl. i smirk and look away as i am reaching into my pocket. i remove a full pack of cigs from my jeans and pull out a perfectly crisp, perfectly perfect cigarette. i place the tightly packed cylinder between my lips with the familiar precision of a master craftsman passionately devoted to his life's work. no sooner does my chest expand to take that incomparable first drag of consummate gratification than that bitchy, pinched-faced girl makes the elaborately dramatized movement of stripping the cell phone from her moist ear to give me a look of 24k disgust.
girl: do you mind?
i look at her, look at the smoldering ember, then smile
me: i most certainly do not.
*show her the de-flowered pack*
me: care for a smoke?
girl: ummm, don't you know that cigarettes are bad for you?
*girl blinks repeatedly and flips her hair*
me: actually, i did know that cigarettes are bad for me! now shut the up.
i then blow beautifully unadulterated liquid smoke, from point blank range, directly into the girl's eyes
mmmmmmmmmm |
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| The 3am Junkie |
| very well, very well. i know the pink razr type; she deserved it. |
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| Sushipunk |
lol at bitchy vegan type :stongue:
I so know what you mean. |
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| nchs09 |
actually forget the a+
look @ all the corrections i made :o
C+| quote: | Originally posted by medinaM5
I shall go first, i suppose...this goes out to people that dont like cigs and/or cig smokers...i call it "Actually, i DID know cigarettes were bad for me, NOW STFU."
It's a warm summer night outside a steadily buzzing house party. I stumble half-drunkenly out the front door and drops my comfortably numb, sweat-dampened ass onto the top step leading up of the porch, incidentally within relative proximity to a bitchy looking vegan-type who talks like she's trying to swallow her metallic pink motorola RAZR. She takes a deeply contented breath that elicits an annoyed glance and pause in conversation from the girl. I smirk and look away as i am reaching into my pocket. I remove a full pack of cigs from my jeans and pull out a perfectly crisp, perfectly perfect cigarette. I place the tightly packed cylinder between my lips with the familiar precision of a master craftsman passionately devoted to his life's work. no sooner does my chest expand to take that incomparable first drag of consummate gratification than that bitchy, pinched-faced girl makes the elaborately dramatized movement of stripping the cell phone from her moist ear to give me a look of 24k disgust.
girl: do you mind?
i look at her, look at the smoldering ember, then smile
me: i most certainly do not.
*show her the de-flowered pack*
me: care for a smoke?
girl: ummm, don't you know that cigarettes are bad for you?
*girl blinks repeatedly and flips her hair*
me: actually, i did know that cigarettes are bad for me! now shut the up.
i then blow beautifully unadulterated liquid smoke, from point blank range, directly into the girl's eyes
mmmmmmmmmm |
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| gwrmarines |
| Lol that's mint. I hate when people say that. All i say is "Thank you surgeon general!" |
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| kush paintings |
| Not that it matters but I think your a ing tool searching for confrontation. Its been clearly shown that 2nd hand smoke is harmful, and you clearly ackowledge the fact. Are you killing her... no, but the tone you have is as though she deserves to have harmful smoke billowed in her face for simply being inconsiderate on her cell phone. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Hahahaha..good show. I hate that bitch, yet I've never met her! |
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| Caela |
| she had no right to bitch since you were both sitting outside. it's not like the air would have been getting THAT contaminated just from one ciggarette. if you had been in a small room without airflow, maybe i'd understand...but people that complain when you're OUTSIDE in open air need to eat a D. |
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| BTG |
same thing happend to me at a party, cept a dood was like that.
outside chatting with everyone...standing on the porch...idiot daryl comes out...sits down on the porch with his face eye level with my smoke in my hand.
"DOOOD. PUT THAT OUT"
"wt..what?
"YOURE GOING TO MAKE ME THROW UP"
"go to hell daryl." |
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