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| OurManFlint |
Pshh, it was new to me
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They used to tell a similar joke back in the stone age. :rolleyes: Only, giraffes were dinosaurs and elephants were mammoths. |
They had refrigerators in the stone age? |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by OurManFlint
1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator |
my answer was "slice it up and put it", it is correct because the overwhelming most of refrigerators are not big enough to accomodate a giraffe.
| quote: | Originally posted by OurManFlint
The correct answer is: Open the refrigerator, put in the
giraffe, and close the door. This question tests whether you tend to
do simple things in an overly complicated way. |
and this would probabilisticly be the wrong answer. it does not test what it proclaims to test.
| quote: | Originally posted by OurManFlint
2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?
Did you say, 'Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant, and
close the refrigerator?' |
basically, yes.
| quote: | Originally posted by OurManFlint
Wrong Answer.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe,
put in the elephant and close the door. This tests your ability to
think through the repercussions of your previous actions. |
again, no. first of all, if i have a refrigerator large enough to accomodate a girrafe, it's most likely large enough to accomodate a lot more than that. second of all, who the said it's the same refrigerator. and again, it does not test what it proclaims to test.
| quote: | Originally posted by OurManFlint
3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the
animals attend.... except one. Which animal does not attend?
Correct Answer: The Elephant. The elephant is in the
refrigerator. You just put him in there. This tests your memory. |
obviously, but what about the giraffe, even if i released him from the fridge he's most likely suffering of hypothermia.
| quote: | Originally posted by OurManFlint
4. There is a river you must cross but it is used by
crocodiles, and you do not have a boat. How do you manage it? |
you cross it via the bridge.
| quote: | Originally posted by OurManFlint
Correct Answer: You jump into the river and swim across. Have
you not been listening? All the crocodiles are attending the Animal
Meeting. This tests whether you learn quickly from your mistakes. |
who said you're supposed to be doing this at the time of the meeting?
retarded. |
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| OurManFlint |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
my answer was "slice it up and put it", it is correct because the overwhelming most of refrigerators are not big enough to accomodate a giraffe.
and this would probabilisticly be the wrong answer. it does not test what it proclaims to test.
basically, yes.
again, no. first of all, if i have a refrigerator large enough to accomodate a girrafe, it's most likely large enough to accomodate a lot more than that. second of all, who the said it's the same refrigerator. and again, it does not test what it proclaims to test.
obviously, but what about the giraffe, even if i released him from the fridge he's most likely suffering of hypothermia.
you cross it via the bridge.
who said you're supposed to be doing this at the time of the meeting?
retarded. |
| quote: | Originally posted by OurManFlint
This test is all good fun, I got all questions wrong, but don't take it too seriously as a measure, it's just for laugh...
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| Marc Summers |
| this thread bores me as much as the northwest united states |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by OurManFlint
This test is all good fun, I got all questions wrong, but don't take it too seriously as a measure, it's just for laugh... |
first of all, if you honestly got all the questions wrong, you're just plain stupid.
as for the "fun" part...
one + one = ?
did you say two?
wrong answer. it's six, because there are three characters in "one". :gsmile:
woooo, so much fun! :gsmile: |
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| Inertia |
so this guy walks into a bar...
and he said, "ouch." |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
first of all, if you honestly got all the questions wrong, you're just plain stupid.
as for the "fun" part...
one + one = ?
did you say two?
wrong answer. it's six, because there are three characters in "one". :gsmile:
woooo, so much fun! :gsmile: |
right. |
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| Echo of Silence |
| quote: | Originally posted by Psy-T
first of all, if you honestly got all the questions wrong, you're just plain stupid.
as for the "fun" part...
one + one = ?
did you say two?
wrong answer. it's six, because there are three characters in "one". :gsmile:
woooo, so much fun! :gsmile: |
I honestly got all the questions wrong and I'm not "just plain stupid."
Geez, lighten up, Pipers. Go blow smoke rings and play with your dildo.
Happy Time!
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| Frenchie |
When the bad times happen, look for echo to make it better! lol
That made me lol |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Echo of Silence
I honestly got all the questions wrong and I'm not "just plain stupid."
Geez, lighten up, Pipers. Go blow smoke rings and play with your dildo.
Happy Time!
:) |
oh did you? really? do you have any idea how many correct answers are there? too many to count. and i stand by what i said before, if you honestly got them all wrong, you are just plain stupid.
lighten up? you should know me way better than to assume i am anything but relaxed and happy, as always. |
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| Frenchie |
| omg Psy-...let it go. |
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