check out this email i got hahaha
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Vivid Boy |
Dear Respectful One.
Please do not be embarrassed to receive this email, especially since we don’t know each other or meet in person before. I was opportune to get your address from the Ancestry Community during my search for a reliable and honest person to handle this business with. It is a legitimate transaction.
My name is Ms. Nelly Richard, a banker with one of the leading banks here in Abidjan-Ivory Coast. I am the personal Accounts Manager to Engr. James. W. Harrison of the United States of America, who used to be a contractor with an oil servicing company based in Ivory Coast, West-Africa. My client and his wife were involved in the ill fated Kenya Airways A-310 crash into Atlantic Ocean shortly after takeoff from Abidjan on the 30th day of January 2000,carrying 179
passengers on board all died. Since then I have made several inquiries to see if I could locate any of his extended relatives but has been unsuccessful. I decided to trace his last name through the Ancestry Community to see if I could locate any members of his family hence I decided to email you today which is must secure for this transaction. Of particular interest is this large deposit amount with our bank where the deceased has an account valued at about [US$2,500.000.00 Millions]. First reason, the bank has issued me a notice to search for the next of kin, otherwise they will declare the account unserviceable and thereby send the money to the National treasury. This is the reason why I decided to e-mail so that the fruits of these couples will not get into the hands of some corrupt government officials. After discussing with the Bank Manager about this matter, it appears that this need has to be done with haste so as to prevent the aforementioned funds being directed to the National treasury or freeze the account since no one has stepped forward as the Next Kin to the deceased. Though the details of my intention were not made known him, nobody knows about this deal, this between only You and Me.
Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over last four (4) years now and all attempts to trace his next of kin were fruitless. I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased estates since you have the same last names, so that the proceeds of this account valued at [US$2,500 000.00 Millions ] can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money.
All I require is your understanding, honesty; sincerity and co-operation to enable us jointly realize this transaction. I guarantee that this will be executed under all legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. If there will be any problem, I (being the master minder) will be the one to face it. If you can handle this with me, please let me know your point of view in this regards.
All other necessary vital information will be sent to you when I hear from you. I can always be reached at (00225.0786.****) for better discussions. Please feel free to call me on this number, it is my private number through which we are going to be communicating throughout the duration of this transaction. If I don't answer the phone I am probably at work, but you can always leave a message. Please respond quickly time is of the essence. I will stop here till I read from you or first telephone chat.
Accept my esteem regards.
Ms.Nelly Richard. |
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Aristronica |
send teh lettar?:nervous: |
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Vivid Boy |
u serious?
i just called and gave her my bank account number password and credit card info :S |
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stren |
quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
u serious?
i just called and gave her my bank account number password and credit card info :S |
yougonnagetritch |
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jdat |
/cue minus couple hours till Arbiter comes in here and calls you a moron for publically posting this email and also for being an internet ignoramus who is so stupid and can't protect yourself from getting spam as you lack "email account management" skills which he so arrogantly claims |
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Vivid Boy |
quote: | Originally posted by jdat
/cue minus couple hours till Arbiter comes in here and calls you a moron for publically posting this email and also for being an internet ignoramus who is so stupid and can't protect yourself from getting spam as you lack "email account management" skills which he so arrogantly claims |
well tell arbiter thats my spam account when i sign up for porn on the internet |
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Ygrene |
quote: | Originally posted by stren
ygrenegonnagetritch |
fixed. |
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Arbiter |
quote: | Originally posted by jdat
/cue minus couple hours till Arbiter comes in here and calls you a moron for publically posting this email and also for being an internet ignoramus who is so stupid and can't protect yourself from getting spam as you lack "email account management" skills which he so arrogantly claims |
+1 |
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Arbiter |
quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
well tell arbiter thats my spam account when i sign up for porn on the internet |
Oh my god, you don't use your personal e-mail address when you sign up for porn!? (er, interrobang i guess...)
What is the world coming to? |
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Ygrene |
quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
+1
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quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
(er, interrobang i guess...)
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Holy crap! Two very CORe-whorish posts from Arbiter!
quote: | Originally posted by Arbiter
What is the world coming to?
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Pretty soon you'll be making people scroll down for the punchline too! |
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Arbiter |
quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Pretty soon you'll be making people scroll down for the punchline too! |
:wtf: |
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