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| EXTREMUM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
ed a stripper with a towel
lol |
What a waste of fabric. :wtf: |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by EXTREMUM
What a waste of fabric. :wtf: |
ninja edit.
You said cotton. |
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| EXTREMUM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
ninja edit.
You said cotton. |
Proof or STFU4EVA. :tongue2 |
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| jdat |
actually both strippers and escorts are highly suggestive things!
Escorts pileing up on top of you trying to have a go at all your cash :eyes:
or you have the zip strip which is so accurate because strippers do their biznasty the time of a song and dance :p |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
vids or stfu |
sorry :(
its a funny story actually the first time ive been to a strip club where the stripper actually let me touch her back. She actually looked a bit like slylee lol. So i asked her if i could stick it in and she said "ok"
so i didnt want to get stds so i grabed the thin lap towel and wrapped my dong in it and gave it to her a couple of times then realised a towel is a poor substitute for a condom. I didnt end up cumming but it was hilarious. Then i asked her to finish me off with a hand job and she said 50 bucks so i said "lol no" so that was it.
It was my birthday and my friends paid for most of the lap dances, it came up to around 200 bucks. I would have had my moneys worth with an escort but meh.
A funny story none the less. |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
sorry :(
its a funny story actually the first time ive been to a strip club where the stripper actually let me touch her back. She actually looked a bit like slylee lol. So i asked her if i could stick it in and she said "ok"
so i didnt want to get stds so i grabed the thin lap towel and wrapped my dong in it and gave it to her a couple of times then realised a towel is a poor substitute for a condom. I didnt end up cumming but it was hilarious. Then i asked her to finish me off with a hand job and she said 50 bucks so i said "lol no" so that was it.
It was my birthday and my friends paid for most of the lap dances, it came up to around 200 bucks. I would have had my moneys worth with an escort but meh.
A funny story none the less. |
already heard this story before and I always laugh
ridiculase karim |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
lametard. |
well i didnt have condoms
it was hilarious cause i could see hte bouncers feet walking down the hallway and the curtain was like 3/4 closed. |
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| EXTREMUM |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
sorry :(
its a funny story actually the first time ive been to a strip club where the stripper actually let me touch her back. She actually looked a bit like slylee lol. So i asked her if i could stick it in and she said "ok"
so i didnt want to get stds so i grabed the thin lap towel and wrapped my dong in it and gave it to her a couple of times then realised a towel is a poor substitute for a condom. I didnt end up cumming but it was hilarious. Then i asked her to finish me off with a hand job and she said 50 bucks so i said "lol no" so that was it.
It was my birthday and my friends paid for most of the lap dances, it came up to around 200 bucks. I would have had my moneys worth with an escort but meh.
A funny story none the less. |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by EXTREMUM
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it was my birthday :o |
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| 604trancejunkie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
sorry :(
its a funny story actually the first time ive been to a strip club where the stripper actually let me touch her back. She actually looked a bit like slylee lol. So i asked her if i could stick it in and she said "ok"
so i didnt want to get stds so i grabed the thin lap towel and wrapped my dong in it and gave it to her a couple of times then realised a towel is a poor substitute for a condom. I didnt end up cumming but it was hilarious. Then i asked her to finish me off with a hand job and she said 50 bucks so i said "lol no" so that was it.
It was my birthday and my friends paid for most of the lap dances, it came up to around 200 bucks. I would have had my moneys worth with an escort but meh.
A funny story none the less. |
no condom vending machines in the washrooms?
anyways, i got really drunk one time on my bday, and after the stage dances were done, i started puking my guts out. so much on the floors, the chairs :haha: :haha: it stunk up the whole place. then we got kicked out. |
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| malek |
a dude I work with showed me some pics taken with his cells at a hotel room with 3 strippers and 3 guys having an orgy.
one of them was eating an escort out... eeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwww:eek: |
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