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mail order russian brides (pg. 8)
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| _EuG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
the ones i posted are bombshells |
OHHH YEA |
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| Nrg2Nfinit |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vivid Boy
the ones i posted are bombshells |
they all have nice faces i'll agree with that. |
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| _EuG_ |
| ok enough of this chit chat, time to go pick up my ukranian bride from work lol |
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| Frenchie |
I want one.
the end. |
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| aNYthing |
| I never mail ordered piece of russki pusski. I just happened upon one of those "COD" beyotches once. She came here on a student visa, decided to stay. For 11 months that she was living with me all I heard on daily basis "marry me, marry me, marry me!". I finally gave up and kicked her out to da curb. Tho she was a nice piece of tail and could *uck like you wouldn't believe... To which my buddy summed it up best: "if you were severely handicapped and could only have a use of one arm, you'd be pretty good with it, right? Well, she's that good with her p00n..." |
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| Spyder |
my roommate wants an Anastasia
yes we would like fries with that |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
I just happened upon one of those "COD" beyotches once. |
What's "COD"?
Call of Duty, Cash on delivery, Cause of death, Certificate of deposit, Chemical oxygen demand, Catastrophic optical damage, Cyclooctadiene...!?
| quote: | Originally posted by aNYthing
For 11 months that she was living with me all I heard on daily basis "marry me, marry me, marry me!". |
That's because she was a girl, not because she was a foreigner :p |
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| bananas |
| i only read first page but, vivid your taste in women sucks so much, there isn't even a word to describe it:wtf: |
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| aNYthing |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lira
What's "COD"?
Call of Duty, Cash on delivery, Cause of death, Certificate of deposit, Chemical oxygen demand, Catastrophic optical damage, Cyclooctadiene...!?
That's because she was a girl, not because she was a foreigner :p |
LOL! :stongue: COD = Cash On Delivery :)
As far as "marry me", no, it was not because she was a girl. It was because she needed a visa. She made it rather clear - her long term plan was to stay in US, bring her folks over from Tambov, and she was willing to do just about anything to get it done. While her heart was in a right place, her over-zealouseness made me just eek in horror. She addmited it too, right before I dumped her. It was something right along the lines of "Well, what do you expect me to say - I want to stay in US, I got nothing wating for me back home, bla bla bla". She was actually seeing some sucker behind my back because the moment we broke up, she moved into his place and married him 3 months later. He made her sign a tome-sized pre-nup, tho. You should see them. Talk about "odd couple". She's your typical "mail order russian bride" in her 20s and he's a typical pouchy "joe average" guy with hair plugs... Funy part is that he paid for her fake b00bz too. "Liberty, Freedom and pursuit of silicone implants". She was definitely a good lay, tho. Probably most fun I ever had without breaking too many laws.
LOL. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| I love it when the russian birds go "yah yaah" :crazy: They are kinky girls! |
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| KilldaDJ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
I love it when the russian birds go "yah yaah" :crazy: They are kinky girls! |
hahahah :wtf: :haha: |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Nrg2Nfinit
farm girls have good leg strength.. good for reverse cowgirl position |
And they don't need any plow training. Saves so much time! |
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