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Wal Whitman essay (funnay!)
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| DigitalPhoenix |
This is an essay that some angry kid decided to submit to his English teacher after getting an earful
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| Lira |
Students were assigned to read 2 books, "Titanic" & "My Life" by Bill Clinton.
One smart-ass student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
His cool professor gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic:..... $29.99
Clinton:..... $29.99
Titanic:..... Over 3 hours to read
Clinton:..... Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:..... The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Clinton:..... The story of Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, and
subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:..... Jack is a starving artist.
Clinton:..... Bill is a bull artist.
Titanic:..... In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:..... During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
Clinton:..... Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:..... Jack teaches Rose to spit.
Clinton:..... Let's not go there.
Titanic:..... Rose gets to keep her jewellery.
Clinton:..... Monica's forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:..... Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
Clinton:..... Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:..... Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
Clinton:..... Monica...ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:..... Jack surrenders to an icy death.
Clinton:..... Bill goes home to Hilary...basically the same thing |
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| Omega_M |
:haha:
Found one more. :stongue:
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| Caela |
haha is this for real?
this kid obviously must have been a wit to actually turn these into his teachers. |
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| pvdAngel |
LMAO @ Omega_M :haha:
I only had to read the corrections. |
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| take5 |
lol at *******
i wonder if she actually looked at it |
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| Endgame |
| Notice how the teacher used the wrong "to" in "This page is too big" |
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| Yan |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
:haha:
Found one more. :stongue:
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It's over NINE THOUSAND!!!1
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Endgame
Notice how the teacher used the wrong "to" in "This page is too big" |
Because it's a sham.
A funny sham, but a sham nevertheless. |
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