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kadomony
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Originally posted by jdat
lol I been pimping high street tea forever.

you ain't got nothing on me :wtf:


i've got Dragon Phoenix Pearls.
all-nite-freak
i once mixed some really ty sake with green tea at a chinese restaurant..it gets you drunk,and makes you take big poops.win...im not joking try it.
Marc Summers
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Originally posted by all-nite-freak
i once mixed some really ty sake with green tea at a chinese restaurant..it gets you drunk,and makes you take big poops.win...im not joking try it.


good big poops or bad ones?
dj_bas
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Originally posted by Marc Summers
good big poops or bad ones?

Is there such a thing as bad poops?
all-nite-freak
chinese green tea is great for digestion, so you won't get those big round hard softball sized s that rip your anus and make you pop blood cells in your face and scream for jesus when you try and push them out.

plus you get drunk at the same time... lemon and sugar.
kadomony
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Originally posted by all-nite-freak
chinese green tea is great for digestion, so you won't get those big round hard softball sized s that rip your anus and make you pop blood cells in your face and scream for jesus when you try and push them out.

plus you get drunk at the same time... lemon and sugar.


i drink a ton of green tea and still, every time i , its an epic battle.
all-nite-freak
be zen and don't let those cosby kids control you when you drop em off at the pool.;) Green tea only helps...depends on your diet really.
kadomony
maybe i should try meditating on the crapper to loosen things up :conf:
all-nite-freak
try scented candles, a prostate massage and a dido cd.
i guarantee you will produce that even armin would be proud of.:wtf:
Marc Summers
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Originally posted by dj_bas
Is there such a thing as bad poops?


Yeah, the poops that you think drop in the water, but then you wipe and the toilet paper rips and it gets all over your hands and you have to wash it off but it's too late because the smell is stuck in your nostrils for a few hours and you don't go out and hang out with anyone like you were supposed to, because you think you smell like .

And.... I killed the thread. :(

tranceDJ
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Originally posted by Marc Summers
Yeah, the poops that you think drop in the water, but then you wipe and the toilet paper rips and it gets all over your hands and you have to wash it off but it's too late because the smell is stuck in your nostrils for a few hours and you don't go out and hang out with anyone like you were supposed to, because you think you smell like .

And.... I killed the thread. :(


From tea to ...interesting thread indeed.

On the subject of TEA...I enjoy a nice green tea and herbal teas like ginseng tea which is always a nice pick-me-up.
EvilTree
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Originally posted by Marc Summers
Yeah, the poops that you think drop in the water, but then you wipe and the toilet paper rips and it gets all over your hands and you have to wash it off but it's too late because the smell is stuck in your nostrils for a few hours and you don't go out and hang out with anyone like you were supposed to, because you think you smell like .

And.... I killed the thread. :(

I didn't need to read that at this hour.
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