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Speak to Santa (pg. 2)
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| Frenchie |
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
Oh Canada
Santa Claus says:
Who's Canada?
Owned. |
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| Lebezniatnikov |
| Haha, there used to be an Austin Powers one on AIM that I had a lot of fun with back in the day. |
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| Frenchie |
omg, this is funny!
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
mail order bride?
Santa Claus says:
Really?
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
for Eric
Santa Claus says:
Who?
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
Eric
Santa Claus says:
Yes? What about Eric?
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
He wants a mail order bride
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
I bet she is |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
Oh Canada
Santa Claus says:
Who's Canada?
Owned. |
LOL
Stop. My sides hurt. |
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| Sunsnail |
Santa: Sunsnail! What do you want for Christmas?
Sunsnail: I'm seven years old, but I'd like some beer for christmas
Santa: My, that's popular! I'll see what I can do! |
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| Frenchie |
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho.
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
shut up
Santa Claus says:
*You* shut up.
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
Owned
Santa Claus says:
Yup. |
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| idoru |
Santa Claus says:
Precisely.
Anyway...
Why don't you just ask me something?
Hey Fellow Dancer, Great Times... says:
nah, i'm just here to say hi
Santa Claus says:
If you're serious, please be careful what you do.
I think I have to put you on the naughty list.
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:wtf: did i do? |
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| Frenchie |
He put me on the naughty list earlier, but i told him id lick his shoe to be on the nice list.
Santa Claus says:
OK.
Anyway...
Why don't you just ask me something?
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
can you suck my big toe
Santa Claus says:
Uh, let's talk about something else.
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
ok, dick
Santa Claus says:
Are you insulting me or something?
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
no
Santa Claus says:
K.
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
but do you have a nice one
Santa Claus says:
I'm Santa Claus! |
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| idoru |
Hey Fellow Dancer, Great Times... says:
i want to see your toes
Santa Claus says:
Sorry, Hey Fellow Dancer, Great Times..., but naughty boys don't get Christmas presents.
Hey Fellow Dancer, Great Times... says:
no, we get spankings from fat men in red suits... mmmm
Santa Claus says:
Really?
Hey Fellow Dancer, Great Times... says:
yep, now SPANK me you naughty boy
Santa Claus says:
Ho ho ho! |
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| Frenchie |
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
Hi santa
Santa Claus says:
Hello Mrs. Claus.
If you know your request, go ahead and type it.
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
I want to have a can of whip cream, hand cuffs, a scarf and a feather..maybe a whip
Santa Claus says:
My elves will get right on that.
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
Can I have an elf too, I like the ankle biters
Santa Claus says:
Okay, I'll see what I can do with that.
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
ok. great! thanks
Santa Claus says:
You are welcome.
Well. Anyway...
Try asking me something.
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
what flavour condoms do you put in stockings?
Santa Claus says:
Interesting. |
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| MrJiveBoJingles |
| quote: | ' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
STFU
Santa Claus says:
Why, that's just terrible.
' [Frenchie˛] ™ says:
why?
Santa Claus says:
Well, because that's the way the universe is. |
How...existential. :stongue: |
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| dallastar |
| Ho ho ho seems to be his answer for Everything! |
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