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The Lift and Tuck method (pg. 3)
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| EXTREMUM |
| quote: | Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000
its even harder when you have a boner and you are jacking off said boner and THEN you have to conceal it.
happened to me when I felt a quick fap was necessary when all of a sudden the cable guy came when he actually said he would. not only that, but i was also wearing those athletic pants that make ridiculous amounts of noise when you walk around....so hiding it was impossible. literally. i walked to my front door at an angle, and when i let the cable guy in, im 100% sure my boner nailed his belt buckle when we were both turning the same way. :wtf: |
Best story, EVARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
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| dallastar |
| quote: | Originally posted by EXTREMUM
Mmm, yes - you have a lot of tucking to do, indeed... :D |
LOL!a bit bigger then these guys;)
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| dallastar |
:p
I just checked and they are bigger then my hands! |
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| bananas |
| yes this kind of situations sucks, i hate it when im riding a bus and i get a boner from nowhere, it's uncomfortable:wtf: |
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| kadomony |
| quote: | Originally posted by EXTREMUM
I still get random erections, and I'm 30. They're so hard, it can cut diamonds! |
so you're saying your boner is harder than the hardest metal known to man?
bas, back me up on this one :haha: |
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| darouge11 |
they called N.R.B.'s
no reason boners lol |
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| BTG |
| i get them at work somtimes when i'm still sleepy..they go away but the lift duck as described above is by far the best way to hide it. |
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| Deeedeee |
| quote: | Originally posted by CONNERMAN2000
its even harder when you have a boner and you are jacking off said boner and THEN you have to conceal it.
happened to me when I felt a quick fap was necessary when all of a sudden the cable guy came when he actually said he would. not only that, but i was also wearing those athletic pants that make ridiculous amounts of noise when you walk around....so hiding it was impossible. literally. i walked to my front door at an angle, and when i let the cable guy in, im 100% sure my boner nailed his belt buckle when we were both turning the same way. :wtf: |
:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue:
but how do you guys know that NRB's aren't a turnon for the opposite sex? is it not equivalent to nips protruding from our sweaters? :wtf: |
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| Krypton |
| Thump ur wiener with a finger, and it'll go down. |
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| astroboy |
| quote: | Originally posted by lexxwolfen
thank god i dont have a penis
if i did, i'd probably have to use the lift and tuck method 50 times a day |
It does have its advantages. |
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| mezzir |
meh
just pretend you're scratching your balls and don't give a who sees
after like .5 seconds, anyone who noticed will have looked away, and you're free to perform whatever method you choose |
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