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| Miss Julia |
The receptionist at my company is out for the rest of the week, and they are having ME sit in her spot. :( This is so boring. They get like 1 call every 15 minutes up here. WTF am I gonna do for the next 8 hours, not to mention the rest of the week???
Can someone please send me some interesting links to humor me? PLEASE? |
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| Boomer187 |
dont listen to this guy
thats what google gave me :( |
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| Miss Julia |
| quote: | Originally posted by Boomer187
dont listen to this guy
thats what google gave me :( |
I'm scared to look at it. Is it safe for work? lol |
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| Boomer187 |
| haha, yes it is. Just a list of pranks to pull in the office. |
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| Miss Julia |
Bloody hell, the link is blocked here. :(
Sounded interesting too! |
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| TSG |
hahaha... Poor Julia. :tongue2
Lets list some things Julia can do to keep her unbored.
Do your nails.
Got bills to pay? Then write some checks.
Read some magazines.
Catalog shop.
Come on guys, HELP! :thepirate |
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| j_love01 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Miss Julia
Bloody hell, the link is blocked here. :(
Sounded interesting too! |
Things to Do in a Boring OfficePoints are awarded on a degree of difficulty basis. You can award yourself extra points for creative execution. Read on...
ONE-POINT GAGS
Run one lap around the office at top speed
Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'no-player' must be in the bathroom at the time) then say, Geez, that burns!
When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew - this really appeals to me!
Ignore the first five people who say 'good morning' to you
Phone someone in the office you barely know, leave your name and say "Just called to say I can't talk right now. Bye"
To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily "Mmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
Leave your zipper open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way"
In the middle of a meeting, suddenly shout out "Yahtzee!"
Walk sideways to the photocopier.
While riding an elevator, gasp dramatically every time the doors open.
THREE-POINT GAGS
Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it"
Page yourself over the intercom (do not disguise your voice)
Kneel in front of the water cooler and drink directly from the nozzle (there must be a 'non-player' within sight).
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
FIVE POINT GAGS
At the end of a meeting, suggest that, for once, it would be nice to conclude with the singing of the national anthem (extra points if you actually launch into it yourself).
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.
Announce to everyone in a meeting that you "really have to go do number two".
After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
While an office mate is out, move their chair into the elevator.
In a meeting or crowded situation, slap your forehead repeatedly and mutter, "Shut up, damn it, all of you just shut up!"
At lunchtime, get down on your knees and announce "As God is my witness, I'll never go hungry again".
In a colleagues diary, write in 10am: "See how I look in tights".
Carry your keyboard over to your colleague and ask "You wanna trade?"
Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now"
While talking to a colleague, pick your nose and eat the booger.
Come to work in army fatigues and when asked why, say, "I can't talk about it"
Speak with an accent (French, German, Porky Pig, etc) during a very important conference call.
Find the vacuum and start vacuuming around your desk.
Hang a two-foot long piece of toilet roll from the back of your pants and act genuinely surprised when someone points it out.
Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now" and walk away. |
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| gypsygirl |
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rotfl!!!!
thanks for that. now i'm just sitting here wondering which of those julia will actually attempt to do. please julia, atleast pick one and do it. then report back. |
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| Miss Julia |
Ummm, I'm not really big on pranks, especially not at work... lol.
Thank goodness they atleast unblocked Myspace here. No one knows who did it. It just magically started working last friday!! hahaha
I'll have to bring some magazines tommorow. |
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| Lomeli |
| quote: | Originally posted by j_love01
Groan out loud in the bathroom cubicle (at least one other 'no-player' must be in the bathroom at the time) then say, Geez, that burns!
When they're not looking, pour most of someone's fresh cup of coffee into your mug leaving them with an inch of brew - this really appeals to me!
When someone hands you a piece of paper, finger it, and whisper huskily "Mmmmm, that feels soooooo good!"
Say to your boss, "I like your style" and shoot him with double-barrelled fingers.
Babble incoherently at a fellow employee then ask "Did you get all that, I don't want to have to repeat it"
Shout random numbers while someone is counting.
Walk into a very busy person's office and while they watch you with growing irritation, turn the light switch on/off 10 times.
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'.
After every sentence, say 'mon' in a really bad Jamaican accent. As in, "the report's on your desk, mon". Keep this up for one hour.
Repeat the following conversation 10 times to the same person: "Do you hear that?" "What?" "Never mind, it's gone now"
Tuck one pant leg into your sock and when queried, answer, "not now" and walk away. |
HAHAHA!
I'm going to do each one of those. |
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| Jeffree |
| I'd suggest Alien Hominid and that Flash version of Metal Slug. :D |
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| in2muzikk |
| quote: | Originally posted by j_love01
For an hour, refer to everyone you speak to as 'Bob'. |
note: this one's much less effective when Motamedi's around... :clown: |
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