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What if Microsoft bought Djibouti?
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Lira
You know, it would actually be a good idea:

  1. Land is probably quite cheap there. Given the fact that Djibouti is slightly smaller than Massachusetts, Microsoft could probably afford it.
  2. They wouldn't have problems with the American legal system because they would be in Eastern Africa.
  3. It's closer to Europe than Seattle.
  4. It's farther from Nou than Seattle :p
  5. All internet domains end with ".dj" - needless to say, they could profit from it in the music industry.
  6. There's oil in surrounding areas to profit from.
  7. If Microsoft manages to improve the local economy, more people will be able to buy computers. If more people buy computers, the more Microsoft can improve the local economy and profit.
  8. The use of khat is widespread, to the extent that Djibouti has been called the world's first futuristic "narco-state," a la Brave New World. [1]. Sounds like fun for a bunch of people from the West Coast.
  9. Given the chance, Google would probably buy Mongolia and install a Mongooglean regime. It would be better for Microsoft not to settle in Asia.
  10. No one knows Djibouti anyway.
There are other smaller countries to pick, but they're either too far from civilisation or too expensive to be bought.
Aristronica
bonus for using the Wiki!
kadomony
The capital of Djibouti is Djibouti.
Sunsnail
khat is good
Orbital32
what about nauru? that should be cheap.
Protege
quote:
Originally posted by Orbital32
what about nauru? that should be cheap.


do their internet domains end in .dj? i think not.
Lebezniatnikov
The American naval base there throws a wrench in your plans.
Lira
quote:
Originally posted by Lebezniatnikov
The American naval base there throws a wrench in your plans.

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