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The Seven Habits of People Who Look Cool
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| shanny |
After reading the seven habits of successful people, and thinking to myself that I am quite successful at looking cool, i decided to combine the two ideas and right down the seven habits of people who look cool.
1) Use a Hair Gel with an alcohol content lower that 35% so as not to dry out your hair.
2) Keep Toe Nails trimmed at all times(you never know when someone famous with a deep running love of toes may come up)
3) To cut down on the cost of laundry, wear your socks unmatched. Then wear the same socks two days in a row, and when someone asks tell them that was the other parts of the pair that you had on.
4) When greasing the bouncers at the comfort zone, fold the five dollar bill three times, sometimes it confuses them and you get in with only a five dollar grease.
5) Only date women who have strict personal grooming standards(deoderant is non negotiable)
6) Cars are a bonus, bicycles and shopping wagons are necessities.
7) Don't put all your stock into the grocery store having brown eggs, sometimes they are sold out.
*Feel free to add your personal successful tips. |
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| She_Fitz |
8. Repition of the phrase "you look cool", an example of this in everyday life would be, "brushing my teeth, lookin cool, closing the door, looking cool, tieing the knot, looking cool, winning the scrabble game, looking cool."
...but be sure to use your inside speaking voice, otherwise the likihood of you getting a time out from the teacher are fairly high. |
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| Zeidoo |
Even without the above habits, if you are a fan of the Maple Leafs, you are automatically cool.
But nothing's cooler that a good pillow fight with Irishaddict. <-- that's like... beyond cool. |
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| dallastar |
pillow fights ARE definitly fun!
9. Don't drink 3 or more different types of alcohol in one night, this will cause a hangover to boot! |
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| Chris Allen |
If you feel that your popularity and status of cool is not going over well with the public, try a publicity stunt.
Two very popular ones for male and female are:
- Male: working out with Lance Armstrong with your shirt off for hours on end, daily, and make sure a photographer is around
- Female: hanging out with Paris Hilton, getting out of cars with a skirt, and no underwear.
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| Cuzo |
| I failed all of those habits. |
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| jon jon |
| quote: | Originally posted by shanny
Today 04:12 |
lol |
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| Zeidoo |
| quote: | Originally posted by English Rachel
10. Do me |
O rly? |
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| English Rachel |
| quote: | Originally posted by English Rachel
10. Bite me |
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| patpicos |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zeidoo
if you are a fan of the Maple Leafs, you are automatically cool.
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since when being a fan of loosers is cool ? :p hihihi |
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| TheVrk |
U should add (whatever number):
Never wear underwear - u'll always be comfortable and at ease;) |
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