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strange sexual habbits? (pg. 3)
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by farkhad
I remember I once had sex with a woman and right close to my final she suddenly took her cell phone from under the pillow and started typing an sms message...
I guess that was our last night :D |
I once had sex with a woman who started to cry as soon as I penetrated her... just kind of sobbing. So I stopped. She told me to keep going... so I did, she kept crying... so I stopped. Again she told me to keep going. She cried the whole time... totally ruined it. |
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I once had sex with a woman who started to cry as soon as I penetrated her... just kind of sobbing. So I stopped. She told me to keep going... so I did, she kept crying... so I stopped. Again she told me to keep going. She cried the whole time... totally ruined it. |
my ex ex ex ex i think gf did the same thing.. i stoped i couldnt deal with it.. went home fapped she dumped me a week later saying it was cuz i wouldnt have sex with her... i was like well i tried. |
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| Slylee |
Hahaha that sucks craig!
And of COURSE I love dirty talk! It’s pretty much like foreplay for me. But not cheesy dirty talk…gotta be smooth. |
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| mellow_head |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
I once had sex with a woman who started to cry as soon as I penetrated her... just kind of sobbing. So I stopped. She told me to keep going... so I did, she kept crying... so I stopped. Again she told me to keep going. She cried the whole time... totally ruined it. |
I experienced the same thing while losing my virginity, except it wasn't crying, it was more extreme/gore/rough/snuff -moaning :wtf: :eyespop: |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
But not cheesy dirty talk…gotta be smooth. |
Guy: "Oh my darling Jamie, I shall thrust my throbbing passion wand into your quivering femininity"
Jamie: "YES! fill me, fill me completely with the entierty of your manhood! Make me feel as spandex does on a morbidly obese woman in West Virgina" |
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| Ivand |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Guy: "Oh my darling Jamie, I shall thrust my throbbing passion wand into your quivering femininity"
Jamie: "YES! fill me, fill me completely with the entierty of your manhood! Make me feel as spandex does on a morbidly obese woman in West Virgina" |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by mellow_head
I experienced the same thing while losing my virginity, except it wasn't crying, it was more extreme/gore/rough/snuff -moaning :wtf: :eyespop: |
I'm not sure that's quite the same thing... although it would likely be rather unnerving for one's first time outta the gate... or into the gate, if you will. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Guy: "Oh my darling Jamie, I shall thrust my throbbing passion wand into your quivering femininity"
Jamie: "YES! fill me, fill me completely with the entierty of your manhood! Make me feel as spandex does on a morbidly obese woman in West Virgina" |
hahaha
easy there shakespeare lol |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
hahaha
easy there shakespeare lol |
I got you wet, didn't I? |
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| mellow_head |
| I'm currently mobbing the floor :p |
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| Slylee |
| negative ghostrider |
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Guy: "Oh my darling Jamie, I shall thrust my throbbing passion wand into your quivering femininity"
Jamie: "YES! fill me, fill me completely with the entierty of your manhood! Make me feel as spandex does on a morbidly obese woman in West Virgina" |
thats hot |
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