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| Mothers |
| these are some of the posts that ive posted on my schools forum called wwww.masterforums.com. On that site there is a flaming forum where we cant fun and diss people up. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
What |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
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| Mothers |
| can make fun of other students or teachers* |
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| Aristronica |
| this guy is so ing weird i'm almost interested. |
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| Mothers |
Posted: Mon Jan 8, 2007 8:01 am Post subject: The biblical story of 'Prus'
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This is the story of a man. His name was Prus. He had no penis.
In the beginning, there was Prus. He was proud of himself, as he was able to take care of himself everyday. He lived in in an indian reserve, where everyone there would call him the resurrection of legendary Pohcahontas. They loved Prus for his individuality, his spirtual being, his body, his soul. He loved to play in the meadows where the dandelions grew, and swim in the river banks of his premise. He had an incredible amount of talent, and he was not hesitant to show off.
But a dreadful day came, and it was the worst day of Prus' life. He found out that he had no penis. The shaft that was supposedly inbetween his legs and in the crotch area was not there, and was never there. He cried. He cried alot.
This story has alot in common with Prus today.
1. Prus has no penis
2. He is the resurrection of Pochahontas.
3. He dances in meadows with dandelions everywhere.
Please express your love for Prus by posting on this topic. |
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| Mothers |
Here my convo
Are you kidding me!!says:
did u do the math hw?
G]|_|[Y//=\\]|\\|[E §E §|[]|]|_ J//=\\]|=|[----> says:
tryn 2 do it
G]|_|[Y//=\\]|\\|[E §E §|[]|]|_ J//=\\]|=|[----> says:
but i'm gonna go 2 him and extra help
G]|_|[Y//=\\]|\\|[E §E §|[]|]|_ J//=\\]|=|[----> says:
i did like 2
Are you kidding me!! says:
ur a failure
G]|_|[Y//=\\]|\\|[E §E §|[]|]|_ J//=\\]|=|[----> says:
ur mom
G]|_|[Y//=\\]|\\|[E §E §|[]|]|_ J//=\\]|=|[----> says:
lol
Are you kidding me!! says:
i never fail wit ure mom
G]|_|[Y//=\\]|\\|[E §E §|[]|]|_ J//=\\]|=|[----> says:
fuk u
Are you kidding me!! says:
i rather fuk ure mom
G]|_|[Y//=\\]|\\|[E §E §|[]|]|_ J//=\\]|=|[----> says:
lol
G]|_|[Y//=\\]|\\|[E §E §|[]|]|_ J//=\\]|=|[----> says:
watch 2morro
Are you kidding me!!says:
ye watch me do ure mom
G]|_|[Y//=\\]|\\|[E §E §|[]|]|_ J//=\\]|=|[----> says:
yo
G]|_|[Y//=\\]|\\|[E §E §|[]|]|_ J//=\\]|=|[----> says:
do da hw an stfu
Are you kidding me!! says:
ure mom will do my hw
G]|_|[Y//=\\]|\\|[E §E §|[]|]|_ J//=\\]|=|[----> says:
rite
Are you kidding me!! says:
her hw is givin me head
Are you kidding me!! says:
yo
Are you kidding me!! says:
im juss jokin
Are you kidding me!! Donyell Marshall-Rapz lose again says:
dun take it seriuos
G]|_|[Y//=\\]|\\|[E §E §|[]|]|_ J//=\\]|=|[----> says:
da hw is so hard
Are you kidding me!! says:
datz wut ure mom said 2 me
Are you kidding me!! says:
i tink she wuz talkin bout my d**** |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mothers
Rigger unfortunately thought that he had dodged a bullet as Chinese01 wrote a kind post towards 905_trigger's well being. Guess what homie, your s going to get ruined.
As I was digging into the archives of this forum, I found one of Rigger's comments about China's population. This comment was not nice. This comment asks for the requirement of me reaming this keyboard up your ass and shoving my hand down your throat to retrieve it. WHO THE DO YOU THINK YOU ARE? Who are you to say that the Chinese are going to vote for a mere basketball player? JUST BECAUSE you and your buddy 905_trance like spending time analysing a simple sport like basketball, trying to watch every ing game and going back to school the next day trying to get everyone's undivided attention on the last eventful thing that happened in-game does not mean the Chinese gives a flying . We have better things to do than to waste time voting for Yao Ming. Just because we have a chinese player ing up in The NBA does not mean we don't have another chinese athletic ing up at another sport(ie, 100m hurdles won by Liu Xiang). Thus, your overstatement judging the Chinese population is a complete mind . Get your striaght before you even mention anything.
YOU THINK I FORGOT ABOUT YOU, 905_TRANCE? YOU ARE TOO GOOD, Quote:
ye ov course yao is takin it. u no how mny chinks r dere in da world.10 bill in china. 10 mill in canada , 10 mill in da stats and at least 10 mill in europe. Fosho chinks r gonna vote for him
There isn't even 10 billion people on the planet. Even though it may be saracasm, I don't give 2 s. If you can properly spell the words you are trying to say, then i'll start making fun of you. For now, you are a waste of my time, as well as the forum's.
THE NEXT POST YOU DIPS MAKE, IT BETTER BE GOOD. OR ELSE I'M GOING TO TAKE PAVEL'S CHEMISTRY TEXTBOOK AND BREAK IN BOTH YOUR SKULLS, RIPPING YOUR PEACH-SIZED BRAINS OUT AND FEED IT TO MY DOG. UNTIL THEN, DO NOT WASTE MY TIME. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
die. |
Does it ever cross your mind that your intolerance shows weakness? |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Does it ever cross your mind that your intolerance shows weakness? |
ohh man i love you. that was so ing great. |
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Does it ever cross your mind that your intolerance shows weakness? |
nope :) |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by pkcRAISTLIN
nope :) |
you know i tried to understand you.
all i got is that you're one of these -
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| pkcRAISTLIN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
you know i tried to understand you.
all i got is that you're one of these -
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how very witty. still, it was certainly closer (though not much) to the "hilarious" part of this thread's title than the nonsensical & un-funny ramblings with bad spelling and grammar cut n pasted by mothers. |
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