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| StanVoid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
if you have genital warts i can tell you exactly what you have, what it's called and how to treat it. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
probably inflammation due to an STI.
if you have genital warts i can tell you exactly what you have, what it's called and how to treat it. |
can you tell him what they are
and where they came from
and where they're going ? |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
can you tell him what they are
and where they came from
and where they're going ? |
uhh, yeah, actually. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
uhh, yeah, actually. |
where, europe, america, asia ? |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
where, europe, america, asia ? |
what (interro) |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
what (interro) |
you said you knew where it came from, and who. And I'm in cranky mood due to a puppy who thinks nighttime is the time to scratch on the door & bark & cry & wail |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
You probably have testicular cancer |
i can't stop laughing at this |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
you said you knew where it came from, and who. And I'm in cranky mood due to a puppy who thinks nighttime is the time to scratch on the door & bark & cry & wail |
ohh right, well where it came from. most likely butth4xing some random girl he met at a club/party. possibly his girl who most likely is cheating on him then.
where it's going - if you don't catch that early, all over his abdomen in random "tip of a pen" sized bumps, usually in clumps where the problem first occured.
a couple of shots in the left butt-cheek and "freeze-offs" later you're as good as gold tho. gotta go back every two months for so they can take a skin sample and make sure it's not coming back. after 6 months if there's nothing, you're good to go. if not i hear there's more treatment.
the worst part is that you can't butth4x a girl until after the 6 months cuz there's a chance you'll rub off on them - and while for a dude it's just visual damage with a possible inflammation - called Epididymitis - which is actually how i discovered my little present - it wasn't visible then my left testicle got bigger and started to hurt like a bitch... where was i... ohh yeah in a girl it can cause cancerous cell growth and all types of complications.
fun read huh???
moral of the story - don't sleep with random go-go dancers from Chicago nightclubs. |
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| Zoso |
| quote: | Originally posted by kid nyce
squeeze the bigger one until its the same size as the smaller one
it's the only way |
CRINGE :nervous: |
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
moral of the story - don't sleep with random go-go dancers from Chicago nightclubs. |
are other cities excluded? |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
are other cities excluded? |
haven't "tried out" other cities yet :p |
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