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Ever Attend An All Boys Private Military School And Got A Good Story?.....Obviously
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| DJM104D |
If You Went To One Of Those Fukked Up Schools And Turn Out To Be A Better Person Fukkin Kudos To You...I Turned Out To Be More Fukked Up After That Place...In Fact I Joined The Fukkin Military While I Was In That Hell Hole And Now Im Stuck In A 13yr Contract I Cant Get Out Of. But The Pay Is Good.
The Best Story I Got From That Place is As Follows:
everyone lives in a barracks in a cubicle that has three half walls,a desk,bunk,and two lockers at the entrance...so ur lookin at like a 10x10 cubicle that ur livin in...these two kids that were living together pissed each other off so much that it led one of them to stitch the other to his bed.
fukked, i know...it took this kid 7hrs of precision stitching.he stitched through the blanket,white sheet,pj top/bottom,other white sheet,and thin layer of the foam matress...ya,fukkin genious,and the kid didnt even wake up!
so morning comes around and wake up is at 6am and the kid that was stitched to his bed couldnt get out,so he starts screaming...staff come flooding into the cubicle and b4 they could do anything start laughing and couldnt stop...the beauty of the situation was that the only way to get the kid out of the mess he was in was to rip everything off of his bed...his clothing went with him.
and the kid that stitched him only got a slap on the wrist cause it was so fukkin funny.
i got more stories where that one came from,but its always better when ur there to experience it...
If You Got A Fukked Military School Story Please Share It
If It Made You Better/Worse Share it
If Ur A Druggie/Alcoholic...Well...You Know What Happened To Me Then. |
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| Jarvmeister |
| Yeah - those places are fukked. I heard they get you to type every word with a capital first letter. |
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| Jarvmeister |
BTW thats a funny stoy.
I went to a boarding school. and we regularly used to take the slats out of the top bunk and replace the mattress and blankets.
It never failed to be totally hilarious.
Jarv |
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| britanny |
| I went to a private military school where kids blowing coke in the parking lot before school every morning. Most of the kids were stuck up snobs that got away with everything. |
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| nchs09 |
our entire class used to drink outside the school from time to time....
no need to be in a military school to get into shenanigans. |
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| Joss Weatherby |
| I was in a boarding school that was filled with the children of investment bankers, politicians and CEOs. I was a trouble maker. I had a secret room under the school with porn and green alcohol. One day international terrorists took over the school and demanded the release of a super drug lord! Luckily I was part hobbit and I was able to journey through the woods to find our principal Louis Gossett Jr. and with his help rescue all my classmates! |
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| tubularbills |
| quote: | Originally posted by nchs09
no need to be in a military school to get into shenanigans. |
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| Banora |
I went to an extremely poor, redneck school. Nothing like being kept late at school because Bubba and his family are waiting outside with shotguns to rough up who ever was 'messin; wit der kin'. :wtf:
I actually kind of miss that place. |
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| Lira |
| quote: | Originally posted by Joss Weatherby
Luckily I was part hobbit |
I reckon most people would prefer the opposite, but I can see advantages of having a bald head and hairy feet :p |
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