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Sex thread for all you c0r perves! (pg. 3)
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| Fast Turtle |
| My other half always wants to have sex in the morning, but I'm usually half-asleep...doesn't stop him from trying to sometimes, but I'm really ing difficult to wake up. It's hard to think of a time where he's not up for sex. |
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| PvDoBseSSioN |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
I'm going to auction one morning of sex with me on Ebay.
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free shipping? |
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| RapidFire |
| quote: | Originally posted by PvDoBseSSioN
free shipping? |
well its free handling so.. |
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| Frenchie |
| Depending on the winning bid. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by RapidFire
well its free handling so.. |
ZING! |
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| colonelcrisp |
| morning sex is the best just based on teh fact that it gets your day started with a smile, |
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| PvDoBseSSioN |
| quote: | Originally posted by RapidFire
well its free handling so.. |
lol, good point |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
morning sex is the best just based on teh fact that it gets your day started with a smile, |
Nah, it starts my day off cranky.
It seriously makes me cranky. All I can think of is " off, I want to sleep".
HAHAHA!
Maybe if I woke up before him, showered, and THEN we did it... I wouldn't be so bitchy. But then I would want to shower again.
Damn, I suck.
I wish I liked morning sex, but I can't help it. |
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| jdat |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Nah, it starts my day off cranky.
It seriously makes me cranky. All I can think of is " off, I want to sleep".
HAHAHA!
Maybe if I woke up before him, showered, and THEN we did it... I wouldn't be so bitchy. But then I would want to shower again.
Damn, I suck.
I wish I liked morning sex, but I can't help it. |
well you seem like a cranky person in general so being awoken by incoming woody just ain't your thang gurl :wtf: :tongue2 |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Nah, it starts my day off cranky.
It seriously makes me cranky. All I can think of is " off, I want to sleep".
HAHAHA!
Maybe if I woke up before him, showered, and THEN we did it... I wouldn't be so bitchy. But then I would want to shower again.
Damn, I suck.
I wish I liked morning sex, but I can't help it. |
solution..... morning sex IN THE SHOWER!!!
warning..... did this last week and i have a huge bruise now because of it...... due to the height difference.... vertical sex positions are difficult as i need to physically lift my gf up in the air.... last time my foot slipped and i went down and landed on my side over the side of the tub. brusied my ribs something aweful...... but totaly worth it lol |
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| PvDoBseSSioN |
| quote: | Originally posted by colonelcrisp
solution..... morning sex IN THE SHOWER!!!
warning..... did this last week and i have a huge bruise now because of it...... due to the height difference.... vertical sex positions are difficult as i need to physically lift my gf up in the air.... last time my foot slipped and i went down and landed on my side over the side of the tub. brusied my ribs something aweful...... but totaly worth it lol |
just bend her over |
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| Fast Turtle |
^^ adhooidoiepoefd,v, those shower tubs are the worst for having sex in, too often one of us would slip and fall and that'd be the end of it
if the girl's a lot shorter than you i imagine just bending over doesn't work, too |
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