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ATTN c0r: Need help w/ revenge!!!
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| Theresa |
Alright, some of you know that I was relieved of my duties at my most recent job... in other words, I was canned.
Story Here
Anyway, colonelcrisp and I were devising plans on how to seek revenge on the old bat, and this is what we came up with:
Cafe Del Mark - Can you say A- in electrical 3605??? hell yes says:
ill cause a scene
im good at it
Theresa *Wishing I was back there...* says:
and you'll freak out?
LOL
well, it would be better if you did it when i wasn't there
Cafe Del Mark - Can you say A- in electrical 3605??? hell yes says:
no before we go out for dinner we will binge on cream corn, refried beans and burritos
then go
clear teh place out
Theresa *Wishing I was back there...* says:
AHAHAH
i have had temptations of trying to burn the place down LOL
Cafe Del Mark - Can you say A- in electrical 3605??? hell yes says:
or get horribly drunk and puke on the carpets
Theresa *Wishing I was back there...* says:
yes!
Cafe Del Mark - Can you say A- in electrical 3605??? hell yes says:
or streak the restaurant
Theresa *Wishing I was back there...* says:
we should get trashed
wander in there
and puke all over the place
Cafe Del Mark - Can you say A- in electrical 3605??? hell yes says:
piss in the corner etc etc
Theresa *Wishing I was back there...* says:
specifically in front of her office door
LMAO
Cafe Del Mark - Can you say A- in electrical 3605??? hell yes says:
or bring in a box of rats
and unleash hell
plant some cockroaches
or bring in some stink bombs
Theresa *Wishing I was back there...* says:
LOL
we should do all of those things the only sucky part is that i liked the other employees, and they would have to clean the mess
rats would be good
they would lose sooooo much business if people saw rats running around
Cafe Del Mark - Can you say A- in electrical 3605??? hell yes says:
he he he
it would be hillarious
how bout snakes!!
Theresa *Wishing I was back there...* says:
hahaha snakes!
Cafe Del Mark - Can you say A- in electrical 3605??? hell yes says:
trouser snakes
Theresa *Wishing I was back there...* says:
THERE ARE MOTHER ING SNAKES IN THIS MOTHER ING RESTAURANT
Cafe Del Mark - Can you say A- in electrical 3605??? hell yes says:
we will get jonsun to come up
Theresa *Wishing I was back there...* says:
hahaha that totally made me laugh
Cafe Del Mark - Can you say A- in electrical 3605??? hell yes says:
he he he
Theresa *Wishing I was back there...* says:
i would love to get her back some how
Cafe Del Mark - Can you say A- in electrical 3605??? hell yes says:
do you konw her home adress, email or home phone number
Theresa *Wishing I was back there...* says:
no
but i may be able to find it out
someone i know used to live beside her
and she MIGHT be listed
Cafe Del Mark - Can you say A- in electrical 3605??? hell yes says:
if we can find phone and adress..... you can have alot of fun that will only her and not her co workers
can u say craiglist posting?
Any thoughts? |
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| Frenchie |
Let it go?
No need to stoop to her levelness. |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
Let it go?
No need to stoop to her levelness. |
LETTING IT GO!!!
I SEEK REVENGE!!!
MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
:disbelief
P.S. I wouldn't actually do any of these things... it is just therapeutic relief to imagine doing them, and is fun for the c0r to come up with crazy debauchery. |
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| idoru |
I can understand playing a couple of small pranks on her. However, ruining her business or doing something large is not only going to cause a lot of problems for her, but potentially for yourself if you're caught. I'd vote for holding your head up high, knowing that you busted your ass, and bowing out gracefully.
People like her will never stop doing that; I've had bosses like that before. Just know that somewhere down the road she will take it too far and it will bite her in the ass, hard. Every manager I've had that's been an absolute **** has always tanked in the end, and that's made me feel better than any sort of personal revenge could.
$.02 :) |
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| Theresa |
`Frenchie™- Home, sick. Ew. says:
You're like innocently evil
Theresa *Wishing I was back there...* says:
so i am a walking oxy-moron?
Theresa *Wishing I was back there...* says:
or just a walking moron?
`Frenchie™- Home, sick. Ew. says:
lol!
Nooo nooo
Hahaha!
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| Frenchie |
Omg msn hax'd!
lol |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
I can understand playing a couple of small pranks on her. However, ruining her business or doing something large is not only going to cause a lot of problems for her, but potentially for yourself if you're caught. I'd vote for holding your head up high, knowing that you busted your ass, and bowing out gracefully.
People like her will never stop doing that; I've had bosses like that before. Just know that somewhere down the road she will take it too far and it will bite her in the ass, hard. Every manager I've had that's been an absolute **** has always tanked in the end, and that's made me feel better than any sort of personal revenge could.
$.02 :) |
GAH!!! Stop talking sense, and start telling me evil ways to seek revenge!!!!
:whip:
ATTENTION POSTERS: Sensical, level-headed posts about "being good" etc. are not welcome. Debauchery or GTFO. Kthx. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT DO ANYTHING THAT WILL RESULT IN THE HUTHER SHUTTING DOWN. That place is a local landmark (and the first place I got faced with my old man). I have a number of friends that would actively hunt you down and kill you (me not included, however, I'd be upset enough to withhold sex... that goes for both of you). |
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| colonelcrisp |
i dont agree with the theory of complete and udder douchebags having a successful business in teh service and food industry.
infact its our civic dutie to oust these arseholes and show the clients what they really are..... im pretty sure that if she treats her employees that tily, she probably spits in the food too. |
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| colonelcrisp |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT DO ANYTHING THAT WILL RESULT IN THE HUTHER SHUTTING DOWN. That place is a local landmark (and the first place I got faced with my old man). I have a number of friends that would actively hunt you down and kill you (me not included, however, I'd be upset enough to withhold sex... that goes for both of you). |
ill make sure we surplant a regime friendly interim governing person after we oust the current old hag.... want a job craig? |
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| jdat |
rats
When the rats run riot
And the screen door slams
When the trees grow quiet
Nothing but cats and cans
When the breeze says try it
But you can hardly see
When your love has died
And you rat on me
I see your eyes in the half-light
I see the number on your wall
Endless strange things I see at night
You don't see anything at all
Shine a light into your soul
City streets so freezing cold
City shadows wander out
When they let the rats out
Rats
You call it love alright
That was the catch
A cold suicide
Let me place you in my past
With other precious toys
But if you're ever feeling low down in the fractured sunshine
I'll help you feel the noise
Shine down
You can go on home
Shine down
Go
Go
Rats
You're working overtime
You are the moon beyond your mind
When the rats run riot
And the screen door slams
When the world goes quiet
You'll know where I am
Visit OldieLyrics.com
You could be my open road
You could be the reason why
You could ease my heavy load
But I want to freeze you out now
You can let it shine
Keep that in mind
When they let out a rat next time
You could move a little closer
Until you're leaning all up around my shoulder
See these shadows walk around
When they let the rats out |
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| Arbiter |
Does she have a car? If so, trying pouring a couple of eggs or some bad milk down the heater intake vents. I'm sure she'd enjoy the smell, and it's not easy to clean.
Edit: But remember the 5th commandment of revenge! Thou shalt bide thy time before activating a revenge plot! |
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