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Leaving Miami (pg. 5)
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
She's reading now?
Good, because I have some things to say to you missy!! Orbax is not what he seems!! he is a good fellow and all but he has some major flaws as a human being. One major flaw is that he isn't a human being at all. Me and Orbax go way back, we used to chop people up & then laugh at their dismembered corpses. You see Mrs Orbax-to-be, we have this special thing, me & Orbs, and i dont want you getting in the way of that. If you medal with our relationship I will have to hunt you down & kill you with a large dophin beak. The next time you hear the sound of a dolphin going "EEEEK EEK EEEEEK EEEK eek eek EEEK" you will get probably faint from shock, or you will jump into the water & start crying when the dolphin swims away. Are you a dolpin lover Mrs Orbax-to-be and do you like it in the pooper? Dont worry to much about not getting any pooper action before you get married Mrs Orbax-to-be, because once he puts that ring on your finger you'll have a bleeding anus for weeks lol.
nice to meet you Mrs Orbax-to-be. I was just kidding about the things I just said, everything except for the killing you thread, that still stands. hahaha good times. |
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| Orbax |
im literally in trouble tonight
faaaaack |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| Have you told her about that high school incident & that you arn't really a virgin? It's good to pretend though dood, but some people think you've taken it too far! |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| *pulls dick* more like. Damn dood, how about that msn conversation we had just the other day about how many times you masturbate a day!! I really think that it's unhealthy to fap that much! You must be damaging your doodle flesh when you do that. Just some advice between good friends orbs: Start fapping with the left hand, that way you doodle will stop curving so far to the right when you get a boner! ;) |
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| Orbax |
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I need to call her. |
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| Sushipunk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Orbax
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I need to call her. |
Best of luck man. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
which girl are you going to call anyway? ...& when are you going to tell them about each other?
You still reckon you should dump the blonde & concentrate on the brunette? |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
dump the blonde & concentrate on the brunette |
What all men should do. duh.
Ya, I'm talking to you. *points* |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
What all men should do. duh.
Ya, I'm talking to you. *points* |
where are those nood pics you promised me? You send them to Orbax but then dont send them to me? I feel unloved! :( |
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| nchs09 |
| may i ask why you moved to miami? did things not work out? or were you just on a long vacation? |
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| OurManFlint |
| Wait, why are you leaving Miami and going to Seattle? I feel like doing the opposite... |
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