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| Omega_M |
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had
the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well we have
the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire"...
and so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end
the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly, "That is
true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!" |
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| Omega_M |
Here's another.
BTW : Proctology : The branch of medicine dealing with the diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the colon or rectum or anus
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The Psychiatrist and the Proctologist
Two doctors opened an office in a small town and put up a sign reading "Dr.
Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to
"Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council they
changed the sign to "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
No go.
Next, they tried "Catatonics and High Colonics."
Thumbs down again.
Then came "Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives."
Still not good.
Another attempt resulted in "Minds and Behinds."
Unacceptable again.
So they tried "Lost Souls and Ass Holes."
No way.
"Analysis and Anal Cysts?"
Nope.
"Nuts and Butts?"
Uh uh.
"Freaks and Cheeks?"
Still no go.
"Loons and Moons?"
Forget it.
Almost at their wit's end, the doctors finally came up with "Dr. Smith and
Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends."
Approved.
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| Omega_Blue |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
Here's another.
BTW : Proctology : The branch of medicine dealing with the diagnosis and treatment of disorders of the colon or rectum or anus |
not funneh. |
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| Yan |
OH MAN! Did you just see that?
Blue just pwn3d M. |
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| Omega_M |
Ok, one more.
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The Pope took a couple of days off to visit the Rocky Mountains for some
sight-seeing.
He was cruising along the campground in the Popemobile when there was a
frantic commotion just at the edge of the woods. A helpless Democrat,
wearing sandals, shorts, a "Save the Whales" / "Bush Lied" T-shirt and a
tree hugger hat, was screaming while struggling frantically, thrashing
around trying to free himself from the jaws of a 10 foot grizzly.
As the Pope watched horrified, a group of Republican loggers came racing up.
One quickly fired a .44 magnum into the bear's chest. The other two reached
up and pulled the bleeding semiconscious Democrat from the bear's grasp.
Then using long clubs, the three loggers finished off the bear and two of
them threw it onto the bed of their truck while the other tenderly placed
the injured Democrat in the back seat.
As they prepared to leave, the Pope summoned them to come over. "I give you
my blessing for your brave actions!" he told them. "I heard there was a
bitter hatred between Republican loggers and Democratic environmental
activists but now I've seen with my own eyes that this is not true."
As the Pope drove off, one of the loggers asked his buddies "Who was
that guy?"
"It was the Pope," another replied, "He's in direct contact with God
and has access to all God's wisdom."
"Well," the logger said, "he may have access to all God's wisdom, but he
sure doesn't know anything about bear hunting! By the way, is the bait
holding up, or do we need to go back to town and snatch another one?"
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| Omega_M |
| quote: | Originally posted by eRRaTiK
^^ 5/10 |
that was a good one dammit. |
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| jonSun |
| quote: | Originally posted by Omega_M
A Greek and Italian were sitting in a Starbuck's one day discussing who had
the superior culture. Over triple lattes the Greek guy says, "Well we have
the Parthenon."
Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."
The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."
The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire"...
and so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end
the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"
The Italian thinks for a couple of seconds and replies quietly, "That is
true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!" |
That is 100% true. Plus Greeks smell like & Italians are the best. :p |
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| Aquarian |
If the joke is long then teh funneh must be of equal proportion.
2/10 |
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