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Fake IDs (pg. 2)
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| iammesol |
| quote: | Originally posted by CleverName
I made my own fake ID when I was 16. Take a real ID, hold it over a pot of boiling water with tongs for like 30 minutes, then peel off the laminant. I scraped off the numbers with a razor blade. The driver's license number contains your year of birth so you gotta scrape that off too. Also, Florida IDs have (used to have?) a big ass red bar under your photo saying "UNDER 21 UNTIL XX-XX-XXXX" so you gotta scrape that too. Another thing to worry about is your ID security, ie holograms. Sometimes the hologram will land right on top of the pertinent information that you're scraping, in which case you're pretty F'd.
After that I got a very fine brush at a local arts and crafts store for really detailed work. Thing had like three or four hairs max...dip that in white out, dab very carefully at the scraped numbers. The tricky part was finding a high quality printer that could handle an ID going through it, as well as positioning the id such that the new numbers would land in the correct spot. I know somebody in a newspaper office so I borrowed their printer. I had to measure it all perfectly and run a ton of tests before I was confident enough to do it. Attach ID to thick paper with double sided tape, run through printer, voila.
Took it to kinkos to get it relaminated and it was done. The result was the splotchiest most amateur bull excuse for an ID I've ever seen. The numbers and dates were somewhat lopsided, obviously more bold than the legit numbers around it, you could see splotches of whiteout in the light, etc. The worst part is that I miscalculated the dates somehow so my fake ID said I was 24 instead of 21. I was 16.
That id got me into Space multiple times, crobar, other south beach clubs, santaros ampitheatre tampa, Avalon LA with Bas that one time, etc. I was amazed every single time it worked.
Then I tried buying a six pack of bud light with it at a gas station once in tampa and the attendant took one look at it and pocketed it and told me to scram before he called the police :( bastard. I got a new one since then tho so him.
/most incriminating post of my life.../ |
wow. :nervous:
Yeah all I need this one for is to just get into some quick WMC parties... I'll be 18 in on the 28th of July, so it's not a life or death thing :p |
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| CleverName |
If you don't have an ID you're pretty much SOL during the conference. I'd strongly recommend skipping it until you're either 18 or 21 or have a good ID or some solid hookups. You live in georgia...that's at *least* a 6 hour drive for you...long way to go for no guaranteed parties.
The outdoor festivals like Ultra and Global Gathering are all ages events so that's pretty much your only guarantee. If you're fine with those two shows alone, by all means go for it. But don't count on being able to just wing it for the other big shows. If you have an ID, ANY ID, it'll work...you just gotta have that ID. I've never had a problem in miami with a fake id, but if you don't have one to begin with its just not gonna happen.
If you're interested in the smaller shows, like afternoon lounges and pool parties and tiny bars with an unknown dj in the corner, you'll probably get in, possibly won't get carded for a beer or something. But the moral to the story is that if you want to go to Space, the Mansion, Pawnshop, Nocturnal, Opium, or see Sasha, Digweed, Tiesto, Sander, or whoever (insert your favorite superstar dj here) you're probably out of luck --- besides the outdoor festivals of course, but IMO those shows suck. I went to four Ultras from 02-05 but I'm never going again. Its a matter of taste but its just not for me. TOo many candy kids and the sets are too crowd pleasing, not dirty underground enough. *shrug*
your mileage may vary. |
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| iammesol |
| You just made a wonderfully worded post of everything that I know. :) I can't wait to either have this or be old enough... just sounds like an amazing dream. :tongue2 |
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| chris harrington |
| Fake ID's are Illegal:whip: |
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| iammesol |
| Oh... never mind then. :o |
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| Aristronica |
| just show them your pen0r at the door. if it's big enough i hear they let you in regardless. |
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| Fast Turtle |
| Just wait until you're old enough and go to the events you can. In the meantime, come to a psy festival, they're usually all ages. |
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| idoru |
| I'd wait. You're in Georgia, so that's a bit of a trip to make if you have no guarantee that your ID would work. |
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| D-res |
| quote: | Originally posted by ATL_Trancer
pm sent :thepirate |
send one this way too :p |
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| gwrmarines |
Make it yourself. Click here
Now your from Arizona. |
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| JohnPaullino |
| quote: | Originally posted by D-res
send one this way too :p |
yeah me too |
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| Jarvmeister |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
just show them your pen0r at the door. if it's big enough i hear they let you in regardless. |
The level and quality of humour on this board never ceases to amaze me. Did you get that off your older brother of 12?
Jarv |
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