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| Lazgti |
A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year old son
> playing with his new electric train in the living room.
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> She heard the train stop and her son saying, "All of you
> bastards who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last
> stop! And all of you bastards who are getting on, get your low-income
> asses in the train, cause we are going down the tracks."
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> The horrified mother went in and told her son, "We don't use that kind
> of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you
are
> to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your
> train, but I want you to use nice language."
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> Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
> with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son
say,
> "all passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to
take
> all of your belongings with you.
>
> We thank you for traveling with us today and hope your trip was a
> pleasant one."
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> She then hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just
boarding,
> we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember,
> there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and
> relaxing journey with us today."
>
> As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are
> pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
> kitchen." |
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| OrZonE |
| lOl, funny kid! :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| LoopStyle |
| hell yea!!! That kid is great..lol:D |
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| TiestoInTheMix |
| hahaha, 2-hour delay, LMAO!!! |
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| Julie_Spyder |
LMAO
thats good:eyes: :toothless :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :stongue: |
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| Mail Man |
| quote: | | For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen. |
LOL
Good one :D |
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