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| Pepanee |
well, i was "surfing" my backup drive and found some interesting shiet in there....
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WTC:
open MS Word
Change font size to like 40 so you can see it real good.
- Turn on caps lock
- Type in NYC in the normal font, press enter.
- Change the font to WEBDINGS and type NYC again. press enter.
- Change the font to WINGDINGS and type NYC again.
CRAZY!
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The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9 + 1 + 1 = 11
September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2 + 5 + 4 = 11
After September 11th there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
119 is the area code to Iraq/Iran. 1 + 1 + 9 = 11
Twin Towers - standing side by side, looks like the number 11
The first plane to hit the towers was Flight 11
State of New York - The 11th State added to the Union
New York City - 11 Letters
Afghanistan - 11 Letters
The Pentagon - 11 Letters
Ramzi Yousef - 11 Letters (convicted for orchestrating the attack on the WTC in 1993)
Flight 11 - 92 on board - 9 + 2 = 11
Flight 77 - 65 on board - 6 + 5 = 11
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Here's another cool thing:
Things To Think About
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts.
So what's the speed of dark?
Why don't they just make mouse-flavored cat food?
Isn't Disney World a people trap run by a mouse?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it? :p
Light travels faster than sound. Is that why some people appear intelligent until you hear them speak?:D :D
How come 'abbreviated' is such a long word?
Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together? :rolleyes:
If the universe is everything, and scientists say that the universe is expanding, what is it expanding into?
Why is a carrot more orange than an orange?
Tell a man that there are 400 billion stars and he'll believe you. Tell him a bench has wet paint and he has to touch it. ;)
If Superman could stop bullets with his chest, why did he always duck when someone threw a gun at him? :eek:
Why does lemon juice contain "artificial ingredients" but dishwashing liquid contains "real lemons"?
What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?:)
Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
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Children's Books You Will Never See:
"You Were an Accident" (Jean Sorensen, Herndon; Barry Blyveis, Columbia)
"Strangers Have the Best Candy" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched" (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg)
"Some Kittens Can Fly!" (David Genser, Arlington)
"The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion" (David Genser, Arlington)
"How to Dress Sexy for Grownups" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" (Thomas Drucker, Carlisle, Pa.)
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" (Barry Blyveis, Columbia)
"Where's Godot?" (Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park)
"Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" (David Genser, Arlington)
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" (Meg Sullivan, Potomac)
"All Dogs Go to Hell" (Joseph Romm, Washington)
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" (Joseph Romm, Washington)
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" (Barry Blyveis, Columbia)
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" (John Kammer, Herndon)
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" (Kenneth Krattenmaker, Landover Hills)
"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" (Martin Keutel, Alexandria)
"Bi-Curious George" (Art Grinath, Takoma Park)
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" (Russ Beland, Springfield)
"You Are Different and That's Bad" (Christopher Richard, Springfield)
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Freaky American History:
Here's a little part of history which makes you go h-m-m-m-m-m-.
Abraham Lincoln was elected to Congress in 1846.
John F. Kennedy was elected to Congress in 1946.
Abraham Lincoln was elected President in 1860.
John F. Kennedy was elected President in 1960.
The names Lincoln and Kennedy each contain seven letters.
Both were particularly concerned with civil rights.
Both wives lost their children while living in the White House.
Both Presidents were shot on a Friday.
Both Presidents were shot in the head.
Lincoln's secretary was named Kennedy.
Kennedy's secretary was named Lincoln.
Both were assassinated by Southerners.
Both were succeeded by Southerners.
Both successors were named Johnson.
Andrew Johnson, who succeeded Lincoln, was born in 1808.
Lyndon Johnson, who succeeded Kennedy, was born in 1908.
John Wilkes Booth, who assassinated Lincoln, was born in 1839.
Lee Harvey Oswald, who assassinated Kennedy, was born in 1939.
Both assassins were known by their three names.
Both names are comprised of fifteen letters.
Lincoln was shot at the theatre named Kennedy.
Kennedy was shot in a car called "Lincoln".
Booth ran from the theatre and was caught in a warehouse.
Oswald ran from a warehouse and was caught in a theatre.
Booth and Oswald were assassinated before their trials.
And here's the kicker....
A week before Lincoln was shot, he was in Monroe, Maryland.
A week before Kennedy was shot, he was with Marilyn Monroe.
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| TiestoInTheMix |
WTF? oh my god, that's so good!!!
that thing about presidents IS freaky... |
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| breakaholic |
| Huh, sooo many concidences on those presidents history. That's just unreal stuff :p. |
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| inatrance |
kk the 9/11 thing.. I dont understand what the wingding symbols are supposed to be
skull, jewish star, thumbs up? |
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| Pepanee |
| quote: | Originally posted by inatrance
kk the 9/11 thing.. I dont understand what the wingding symbols are supposed to be
skull, jewish star, thumbs up? |
well use level 2 thinking....
skull = death
(to)
jewish star = jews
(is)
thumb up = good..
u do the rest. |
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| misiek |
| indeed. Pretty interesting stuff:eyes: |
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| lMIlk |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pepanee
well use level 2 thinking....
skull = death
(to)
jewish star = jews
(is)
thumb up = good..
u do the rest. |
use level 3 thinking
jews=nothing to do with wtc |
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| Pepanee |
| quote: | Originally posted by lMIlk
use level 3 thinking
jews=nothing to do with wtc |
well you guys are probably from a different country or so, thats why u dont know...
The Middle Eastern Muslims came to attack America since America was protecting Isreal from the neighboring countries (Muslim countries). So they got pissed and just attacked america for bothering with all the misery thats going on there.
So yall get it now? End of case? |
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| extulas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Pepanee
Children's Books You Will Never See:
"You Were an Accident" (Jean Sorensen, Herndon; Barry Blyveis, Columbia)
"Strangers Have the Best Candy" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
"The Little Sissy Who Snitched" (Tom Witte, Gaithersburg)
"Some Kittens Can Fly!" (David Genser, Arlington)
"The Protocols of the Grandpas of Zion" (David Genser, Arlington)
"How to Dress Sexy for Grownups" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face" (Thomas Drucker, Carlisle, Pa.)
"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?" (Barry Blyveis, Columbia)
"Where's Godot?" (Jonathan Paul, Garrett Park)
"Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her" (David Genser, Arlington)
"The Attention Deficit Disorder Association's Book of Wild Animals of North Amer Hey! Let's Go Ride Our Bikes!" (Meg Sullivan, Potomac)
"All Dogs Go to Hell" (Joseph Romm, Washington)
"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking" (Joseph Romm, Washington)
"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It" (Barry Blyveis, Columbia)
"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia" (John Kammer, Herndon)
"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?" (Kenneth Krattenmaker, Landover Hills)
"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?" (Martin Keutel, Alexandria)
"Bi-Curious George" (Art Grinath, Takoma Park)
"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry" (Stephen Dudzik, Silver Spring)
"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver" (Russ Beland, Springfield)
"You Are Different and That's Bad" (Christopher Richard, Springfield)
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You forgot Bernsteain Bears goto Hell. :D :) :stongue: |
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| extulas |
| quote: | Originally posted by lMIlk
use level 3 thinking
jews=nothing to do with wtc |
AHHAHAHA! So funny, But so true. |
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| nrjizer |
| quote: | Originally posted by inatrance
kk the 9/11 thing.. I dont understand what the wingding symbols are supposed to be
skull, jewish star, thumbs up? |
read a little closer :p
| quote: | well use level 2 thinking....
skull = death
(to)
jewish star = jews
(is)
thumb up = good..
u do the rest. |
not quite :p
| quote: | use level 3 thinking
jews=nothing to do with wtc |
thats beyond the point :p
ok kids, lets try some level 4 thinking! (cue astonished gasp)
try typing in caps :D |
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| Zayatz |
| This world is really strange.. :eek: |
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