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Boner Etiquette (pg. 2)
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| Vlad |
| You sir, clearly do not have pen0r control. |
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| Ivand |
| This is one of the threads everybody thought of doing but nobody was dumb enough to |
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| Inconspicuous |
| quote: | Originally posted by biznology
when is it okay *not* to have a boner, man| |
Traffic stop
Metal detector wand sweep @ the airport
Swim meet
Tailor
While being sworn in to testify in court
At any point during a round of golf
...during a physical... |
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| stren |
| i don't mind setting up my wigwam |
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| ThomBizznitch |
a big boner is always good anywhere, anytime - as long as it is put to good use (secretly if necessary)! :haha:
little boner... hide it and keep it hidden until the girl/man loves you.... :rolleyes: |
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| Theresa |
It turns me on if I see a raging boner on my guy :) I like to know that I have him riled up... :D
So morning, just pitch it, especially if you have already slept with her. Making out, pitch it ONLY if you have slept with her, or have gotten pretty damn close (pitching it too early might get her thinking all you want is sex). Nightclub... meh it depends. Dating - yes. Not dating? You have to have been grinding with her for a bit, and be into the "groove" where you can tell the girl is turned on too. You know, when she seems all porn star like and seems to be really feeling it. Otherwise, you might scare the girl away.
Anyway, most women aren't afraid/offended by boners... especially if they have any sexual experience. If you're 15-16, it may be another story altogether. |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
It turns me on if I see a raging boner on my guy :) I like to know that I have him riled up... :D
So morning, just pitch it, especially if you have already slept with her. Making out, pitch it ONLY if you have slept with her, or have gotten pretty damn close (pitching it too early might get her thinking all you want is sex). |
ONLY after teeth a brushed, morning breathe/saliva... takes you out of the mood quite quickly. Than again, this hasnt stopped me. :p |
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| paranoik0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by grooviebeats
thought of more
Presidential debate
Presentation for work
Talent Show
Yoga class..hell at the gym period no one wants to see that
lamas class (it is how you got the chick there in the first place) |
watching a football match in the pub
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Anyway, most women aren't afraid/offended by boners... especially if they have any sexual experience. If you're 15-16, it may be another story altogether. |
You mean, in a "OMG NOOO IT'S A PENIS WHAT DO I DO?!?" kind of way? |
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| grooviebeats |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
If you're 15-16, it may be another story altogether. |
maybe just maybe |
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| Theresa |
| quote: | Originally posted by paranoik0
watching a football match in the pub
You mean, in a "OMG NOOO IT'S A PENIS WHAT DO I DO?!?" kind of way? |
No in the "OMG NOO IT'S A HARD PENIS, THAT MUST MEAN HE IS GOING TO TRY AND RAPE ME" kind of way.
Some younger girls think men can control their boners, and will think if he is hard, that means he is intending to get laid. |
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| paranoik0 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Theresa
Some younger girls think men can control their boners, and will think if he is hard, that means he is intending to get laid. |
Well, in that case they're probably right. |
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| Frenchie |
It's a boner, it happens, I'd never be offended.
-If I wake up beside you and I see that you have one, good for you.
-If we're making out, and you have one...awesome. I'm happy to know I can do that to you.
I'm not going to put restrictions on when and how I want to see it or not see it. It's a boner, like I said it happens. |
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