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So last night...
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| Aristronica |
I passed up a chance to have sex with a midget...
I mean she wasn't like a midget midget, but this girl was... 4 ft at best, I'm 6'3"... She totally was all over my dick, invited me to her place (this chick is like 30 too), and I just looked at her and decided it'd be too weird. It'd be like sleeping with a kid or something. So I declined. She was a good looking one tho... ehh, discuss? |
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| lücid |
| if she was wearing a gorilla mask, would it have affected your decision? |
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| Zoso |
| I tried to get all hot reading this story, but I just couldn't. :( |
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| trunks1022 |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
if she was wearing a gorilla mask, would it have affected your decision? |
:) maybe if she was to give it up anal-style quick |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
if she was wearing a gorilla mask, would it have affected your decision? |
no, her face was the only thing bordering me on the decision. she was pretty. the body tho, god it was just too weird, I mean I've dated short chicks before, but it felt weird with that small of a body you know?
I don't wanna be in bed with her and without lifting my shoulder off the mattress reach over and run my hand from the top of her head to her ankles... |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by trunks1022
:) maybe if she was to give it up anal-style quick |
actually that reminds me, she was all about anal. cuz my friend was talking to her first and i just came up to them and go "yo, i hear this chick is ALL ABOUT anal" - just pulling it out of my ass (pun intended)
but she wigs out "who told you, was it neil (the DJ I was talking to him before I came over)" we just start laughing and she's like "i just sold myself out didn't I" ha ha ha |
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| CrackedLcd |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
I don't wanna be in bed with her and without lifting my shoulder off the mattress reach over and run my hand from the top of her head to her ankles... |
:haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: :haha: |
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| Vlad |
| Honestly, I would have given it some serious thought... if she was cute and all, I might have gone through with it just to see what it was like - Im all about experiencing different things. |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| Why the do people want to share information like this? |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
Why the do people want to share information like this? |
to piss you off of course. |
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| CrackedLcd |
| sharing is caring;) |
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| Aristronica |
so what's the vote, yay or nay?
anyone else done it with a chick 2 ft shorter than them? |
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