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Farts, a serious subject
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Question 1. Who here denies the existence of the fart?
Question 2. Who stores their fart in jars and labels them with the date. If so, do you have a vintage 1985 September release fart?
Question 3. Who has the 'curse of the fart', where everytime you do a fart a person happens to come up to you and smells your fart then leaves again?
Question 4. I want to do a competition... The person who holds in a fart the longest is the winner! You have to hold it in no less than 4 days. Who's in?
Question 5. Is the secret to Brain transplants hidden within the space-time fabric of the fart? How many farts will it take to swap my brain with yours and will a brain that has been put in a jar with fart gas begin dreaming about farts?
Question 6. fart? fart fart.
Question 7. If humans have been evolving for millions of years, then just think of all that historically wasted methane!! If only fart bags were connected to our anuses, then we'd have a energy resource that could send rockets to the moon and able flying cars to smell bad. Ever tried to suck a fart out of an arse? If so, why? |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Lets get married. I want to be the mother of your fartlings. |
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Lets get married. I want to be the mother of your fartlings. |
i always wanted fart babies! They will be so cute. Id buy them little baby fart hats, teach them how to swim at the pool and take them for walks in the pram and show then to elderly people at the supermarket.
Lets start breeding farts now Jenny, and build a fart army!! Me, you and our anuses we will be able to take over the world! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
i always wanted fart babies! They will be so cute. Id buy them little baby fart hats, teach them how to swim at the pool and take them for walks in the pram and show then to elderly people at the supermarket.
Lets start breeding farts now Jenny, and build a fart army!! Me, you and our anuses we will be able to take over the world! |
I've got some egg farts brewing as we speak. :gsmile:
Awww, our little army of methane and love! |
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| Echo of Silence |
| :rolleyes: to both of you. Take your farts, your fart love, and your fart babies to pm, please. |
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| Echo of Silence |
| quote: | Originally posted by Echo of Silence
:rolleyes: to both of you. Take your farts, your fart love, and your fart babies to pm, please. |
oh hush! |
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| Frenchie |
You just told yourself to hush!
lol!
No farts thanks.. |
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| Allied Nations |
| *walks in thread, farts, leaves thread* |
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| Lomeli |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I've got some egg farts brewing as we speak. :gsmile:
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Oh god. Those are the worst. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| Running farts are the best. Or shall I say, farting while running? I love how they come out in little toot toot toot toot toot toot toots! Teeheehee!! |
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| Frenchie |
| slow ones, fast ones, smell ones, loud ones, SBD ( silent but deadly ), farts, wet ones, ons you have to force out... |
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