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I'm about to start cracking skulls.......
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| Progress Ent. |
So my roommate and I are moving out of our townhouse, and some third party service the property management company uses to schedule realitors to show the place have been calling all day. There is another townhouse in the same complex for lease, and the owner has cats in there.
I just get a ing call from our property management company asking why we have cats in our townhouse when we didn't pay a pet deposit and claimed we have no pets (which we ing don't), and that now we are going to have to pay a pet deposit. ing 3rd party piece of scheduling company calls our landlord and tells them we have cats in the house!!!!! Time for some ing skull cracking on the next realitor that walks in my door!!!! :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip:
Sorry, had to vent! |
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| Rememberence_ |
| sounds like a stabbing is in order |
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| Progress Ent. |
| With a plastic spoon!!!! :whip: :whip: :whip: |
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| djjonas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Progress Ent.
Time for some ing skull cracking on the next realitor that walks in my door!!!! :whip: :whip: :whip: :whip: |
Go get 'em tiger
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| Lizard_boy |
| Hell no. Vent vent foo. When that realtor gets there slapgrip that rat. Slap him and then get a grip on his ear drag him in the house n ask him if he sees any cats then grab his buttcheek rip out his wallet and take out his drivers license and tell him he better see a change on that note !!! Or else the license gets it !!! Aaah !!! That would chap my ass too. |
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| architect1803 |
Just tell them you have a whole crew of hungry TA's waiting for some ass kickin', which include: Steve (can bring the old Police crew down, and will kill a few himself), Nicole (dont feck with a cuban lady; she'll make ya lunchmeat), Dirk (will immobilize people with grey goose shots), Nath (dear jesus, just imagine the weaponry this guy can get), and me (wants to visit some friends at the Huntsville State Jail Facility)...
Any volunteers?
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| Lizard_boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by architect1803
Just tell them you have a whole crew of hungry TA's waiting for some ass kickin', which include: Steve (can bring the old Police crew down, and will kill a few himself), Nicole (dont feck with a cuban lady; she'll make ya lunchmeat), Dirk (will immobilize people with grey goose shots), Nath (dear jesus, just imagine the weaponry this guy can get), and me (wants to visit some friends at the Huntsville State Jail Facility)...
Any volunteers?
:toothless |
N the lizard.... With ... Yea... He'll bring it... Yea. |
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| Lizard_boy |
| quote: | Originally posted by architect1803
Just tell them you have a whole crew of hungry TA's waiting for some ass kickin', which include: Steve (can bring the old Police crew down, and will kill a few himself), Nicole (dont feck with a cuban lady; she'll make ya lunchmeat), Dirk (will immobilize people with grey goose shots), Nath (dear jesus, just imagine the weaponry this guy can get), and me (wants to visit some friends at the Huntsville State Jail Facility)...
Any volunteers?
:toothless |
Sign me up. Ill bring... Condiments ? |
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| djjonas |
| quote: | Originally posted by architect1803
Just tell them you have a whole crew of hungry TA's waiting for some ass kickin', which include: Steve (can bring the old Police crew down, and will kill a few himself), Nicole (dont feck with a cuban lady; she'll make ya lunchmeat), Dirk (will immobilize people with grey goose shots), Nath (dear jesus, just imagine the weaponry this guy can get), and me (wants to visit some friends at the Huntsville State Jail Facility)...
Any volunteers?
:toothless |
Looks like I have to dust off the ol' urban assault gear for one last civi-beating.
Pepper spray-Check
Lead Baton-Check
Primary Sigma .40-Check
Back up H&K 380-Check
I know how to make people 'disappear' too. Just a thought |
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| Progress Ent. |
| SkUlLs CrAcKeD!!!!!!!! :whip: :whip: :whip: |
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| djjonas |
| quote: | Originally posted by Progress Ent.
SkUlLs CrAcKeD!!!!!!!! :whip: :whip: :whip: |
Did you burn the cat in front of them and say "see! not mine!" |
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| Progress Ent. |
| quote: | Originally posted by djjonas
Did you burn the cat in front of them and say "see! not mine!" |
No, I just punted it.:disbelief |
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