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Best quotes from Snatch?
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| Tak Dub Bam |
Turkish: me, hold tight. What's that?
Tommy: It's me belt, Turkish.
Turkish: No, Tommy. There's a gun in your trousers. What's a gun doing in your trousers?
Tommy: It's for protection.
Turkish: Protection from what? "Zee Germans"? |
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| Mmanu |
"I'm going to London !"
"London ? "
"Yeah London."
"London ? "
" Yeah London, you know, fish, chips, cup o'tea, bad food, worse weather, Mary in' Poppins London !" |
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| DjRendezvousSyx |
| Brick Top: Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible ****... me. |
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| Tak Dub Bam |
Mickey: Good dags. D'ya like dags?
Tommy: Dags?
Mickey: What?
Mrs. O'Neil: Yeah, dags.
Tommy: Oh, dogs. Sure, I like dags. I like caravans more.
:wtf: |
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| ZeJayMan |
"Aviiiii!"
"Sit down and shut up you big bald !" |
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| rory21 |
| "she's kinda parshall to tha periwinkle blue" |
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| DuBam |
| ...In the quiet words of the virgin Mary: come again? |
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| elektrikal |
i forget all the names, but the convo takes place in Sol/Saul's pawn shop between dj goldie/gangsta and Saul.
Saul: You are a badboy yardie, and badboy yardies are supposed to know how to get rid of bodies.
Gangsta: I only create the bodies, I dont know how to erase the bodies. |
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| trewqy |
Its the one where vinnie gives the speech about shrinking balls to them black thieves..lol
That speech was class.
Also when mickey was speaking a whole lot of bout caravans in pikey and turkish asked "Did you understand a single word of what the man said?"
Class |
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| Inconspicuous |
| "wh'd' d'I vant a caravan'et's got no ing veels?" |
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| elektrikal |
Gorgeous George: You want to stay down little man.
Mickey: (continues to stretch and gets up)
Gorgeous George: Ah bollocks this is sick (begins to leave)
Mickey: You're not going anywhere until the job is done ya tick wump! |
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| DuBam |
| You aren't exactly Mister Current Affairs are you, Tommy? "Mad Fist" went mad, and "The Gun," shot himself. |
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