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fao: aristocronica (sp?) (pg. 4)
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
wrong. she hasn't tried it yet. two different scenarios. |
ah ha... so her hanging out with jp will only influence her to try it more and more because of the good reputation it has with her. |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
I created the line 'layin down the butth@x' and I want to be accredited for it! :thepirate :disbelief :clown: |
Doer > Creator
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
ah ha... so her hanging out with jp will only influence her to try it more and more because of the good reputation it has with her. |
No. We don't hang out. But one day Fisher Price and Playskool will get together. Then we will play , laugh, grow. |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
ok, so you're making MANY men happy :gsmile: |
When I was your age my thinking was "why make one woman miserable when I can make so many happy?" That was working out great for me until I fell into the love trap... I chewed my foot off to excape but it didn't work, so now I'm married and have a prosthetic foot. My advise, enjoy this as long as you can but once you get caught just accept it. Better to be married and able to walk then be married and hobble like a gimp. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
When I was your age my thinking was "why make one woman miserable when I can make so many happy?" That was working out great for me until I fell into the love trap... I chewed my foot off to excape but it didn't work, so now I'm married and have a prosthetic foot. My advise, enjoy this as long as you can but once you get caught just accept it. Better to be married and able to walk then be married and hobble like a gimp. |
:stongue: Post of the year so far! |
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| Frenchie |
| I just realized, this is a "FAO" thread. Didn't someone say that the next one who made one would be suspended? |
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| Moral Hazard |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
I just realized, this is a "FAO" thread. Didn't someone say that the next one who made one would be suspended? |
Tatletale! |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Moral Hazard
Tatletale! |
oh boowhoo!
Gimp. |
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| Slylee |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
that, keep him on a leash. tell him you're trying to "discover yourself" and that you need some time to do that on your own. that'll have him in your pocket for at least a year (depending on how desperate he is) as he eagerly waits. |
for what? i have completely lost interest in him. like, not even remotely attracted to him any more. lol |
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| all-nite-freak |
sex isnt everything
unless you can't have it anymore which leads you to lithium.
I want to live through your penis denny. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
unless you can't have it anymore which leads you to lithium.
I want to live through your penis denny. |
i'll break you down into protein, make a shake out of you, drink it, then a day later shoot my load over the hottest girl i can find... |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Slylee
for what? i have completely lost interest in him. like, not even remotely attracted to him any more. lol |
could've had Orbax picked up at least...  |
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| all-nite-freak |
plz do
one month left...must not splode:tongue3 |
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