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Valentine's Day Thread (pg. 3)
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| Electrophile |
| Valentine's day is a marketing ploy to boost revenue in an otherwise stagnant post-holiday market. I will not partake in this farce in any form. |
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| gypsygirl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Electrophile
Valentine's day is a marketing ploy to boost revenue in an otherwise stagnant post-holiday market. I will not partake in this farce in any form. |
then i guess sex is out right??????
;) can you guys tell i'm bored?
Happy Valentine's anyways ruben :p |
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| Electrophile |
| quote: | Originally posted by gypsygirl
then i guess sex is out right??????
;) can you guys tell i'm bored?
Happy Valentine's anyways ruben :p |
Sarah, I will have you know that I am a virgin. :wtf: |
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| gypsygirl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Electrophile
Sarah, I will have you know that I am a virgin. :wtf: |
that just made you more interesting ;) |
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| Electrophile |
| quote: | Originally posted by gypsygirl
that just made you more interesting ;) |
LOL! Ask my friends if I am a virgin and see what they say. |
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| skizzell |
| Just chiming in to say Happy Valentine's Day TA! ;] |
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| gypsygirl |
| quote: | Originally posted by Electrophile
LOL! Ask my friends if I am a virgin and see what they say. |
ok, see you saturday |
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| MR STROKE |
| quote: | Originally posted by gypsygirl
one year for my ex i left a trail to the bedroom of little notes of things i was going to do to him when he reached the bedroom. and i didn't even have a tie on, just my birthday suit |
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| Clovis |
| quote: | Originally posted by Electrophile
LOL! Ask my friends if I am a virgin and see what they say. |
He's lying. Well not really, he was technically unconcious, so he probably doesnt remember... |
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| JD8899 |
| quote: | Originally posted by Dj Blurr
D:Jay's woman is an el mucho hottie!!!!!
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Sorry, but "woman" is singular. "Women" is the correct plural form of the word. |
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| DjWoody |
Wooohooo I'm glad I just finished buying the valentines day stuff. I ended up getting her Heart Shaped Chocolates from See's Candies and Dozen Roses delivered to her work. Now, I just have to wait for dinner tonight. She's cooking!!
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| DaveT |
So a radio station here in the bay area did one of those thinks this morning where the wife/girlfriend things the husband/boyfriend is cheating on them and they call up saying they are some fake florist and are trying to promote their name in the top markets and are giving him a free dozen roses to send to anyone.
The wife thought her husband was cheating on her with her best friend, believe her name was Carrie.
So they call the dude dude up and the conversation goes somewhat like this.
We'll call the guy Chris. I forget his actual name :p
Radio: Hello, is this Chris?
Chris: Yes
Radio: Insert talk of fake florist company....ends off with, "Would you like to partake in this chance and send a dozen roses to whoever you wish free of charge?"
Chris: So, as in free? I don't have to pay a dime.
Radio: Yes, sir!
Chris: Oh, this is perfect. I am planning to surprise my wife this weekend with a small surprise party (or something of that matter) and ask to renew our wedding vows. What better way is there to set the mood than sending her a dozen roses on Valentin's Day."
Wife: *some noise*
Chris: Wait, who is this?
Radio: Chris, this is actually *some name* with Movin' 99.7. Your wife is on the line and we did this because she thinks you are cheating on her.
Chris: Honey!? (like a angy huh? moment)
Wife: I'm so sorry.
Chris: Why!
Wife: When I looked at the phone bill and so a lot of calls between you and Carrie, I thought something was going on.
Chris: Yeah, she was helping me organize the surprise!
From there, it's just anger and Chris is furious his wife could ever think that he was cheating on her...from there lose radio reception for a minute as I go through the hills and it's over when it comes back in, so I don't know how it ended. Good drama on the radio, though!
Anyhow, the wife go pwn3d. Wonder how it'll effect their marraige since what the wife did just showed the husband she doesn't fully trust him! |
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