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The 3 Words Game !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (pg. 8)
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
Dude... no harm done, typos happen occasionally. But when it happens to you several times in the same thread or in most of your posts, it doesn't make you look very intelligent.
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Bahahah this should be stickied. |
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| Zeidoo |
| The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English." In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c." Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k." This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" w! ill be replaced with "f." This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v." During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining ou". Efter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil! be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zeidoo
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the European Union rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, the British Government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would become known as "Euro-English." In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c." Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of "k." This should klear up konfusion, and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year when the troublesome "ph" w! ill be replaced with "f." This will make words like fotograf 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horibl mes of the silent "e" in the languag is disgrasful and it should go away. By the 4th yer people wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v." During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining ou". Efter ziz fifz yer, ve vil hav a reil sensibl riten styl. Zer vil! be no mor trubl or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi tu understand ech oza. Ze drem of a united urop vil finali kum tru. Und efter ze fifz yer, ve vil al be speking German like zey vunted in ze forst plas. |
Have you ever heard of paragraphs? They make things a lot easier to read on the eyes. |
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| Zeidoo |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
Have you ever heard of paragraphs? |
Zer ist no paragrafs in English. |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zeidoo
Zer ist no paragrafs in English. |
Apparently you don't speak proper English then. |
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| Zeidoo |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
Apparently you don't speak proper English then. |
Zat ist true. Ya. Zist ist zie internet wo cares? |
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| Abercrombie |
| quote: | Originally posted by Provocative_boi
Dear Mr.Intelligent ,
I am not sitting here and typing letters to the President Of United States.Im just killing time and will do it the way i like it.
If you have a problem with that then take my advice:-
" Go and suck on a monkies nipple " |
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| *~LiSa-LoO~* |
| quote: | Originally posted by Zeidoo
Zat ist true. Ya. Zist ist zie internet wo cares? |
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| lopi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
Dude... no harm done, typos happen occasionally. But when it happens to you several times in the same thread or in most of your posts, it doesn't make you look very intelligent.
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I have the "it's/its" version of that at home... I'll post it later.
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| Zeidoo |
| quote: | Originally posted by *~LiSa-LoO~*
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Le Fixed. |
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| Provocative_boi |
| quote: | Originally posted by Abercrombie
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Shows me that you cant talk,all you do is take random pics from the internet and then post them here thinking its funny come on man.
Mr Intelligent ( NOT ). |
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