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Lets pick on slylee for picking on ygrene thread (pg. 2)
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by Frenchie
i am here |
fixed. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
i hear she doesn't give reacharounds. :wtf: |
I hear you've never seen Full Metal Jacket. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I hear you've never seen Full Metal Jacket. |
i hear you're full of cuz that's where i learned the term reach around. |
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| idoru |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
I hear you've never seen Full Metal Jacket. |
I hear you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
i hear you're full of cuz that's where i learned the term reach around. |
Ah, I guess I don't remember that then. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by idoru
I hear you could suck a golf ball through a garden hose. |
and the bolts out of a submarine hull. |
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| Aristronica |
| quote: | Originally posted by jennypie
Ah, I guess I don't remember that then. |
HARTMAN
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would
a person in the ass and not even have the
goddam common
courtesy to give him a reach-
around! I'll be watching you! |
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| Silky Johnson |
| quote: | Originally posted by Aristronica
HARTMAN
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would
a person in the ass and not even have the
goddam common
courtesy to give him a reach-
around! I'll be watching you! |
OMG YES! LOL
*smacks forhead*
Time to watch that movie again methinks. So many good lines, lol. |
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| Aristronica |
HARTMAN
What's your excuse?
COWBOY
Sir, excuse for
what, sir?
HARTMAN
I'm asking the ing questions
here,
Private. Do you understand?!
COWBOY
Sir,
yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Well thank you very much! Can I be in
charge
for a while?
COWBOY
Sir, yes, sir!
HARTMAN
Are you shook up? Are you nervous?
COWBOY
Sir, I am, sir!
HARTMAN
Do I make you nervous?
COWBOY
Sir!
HARTMAN
Sir, what? Were you about to
call me an
?!
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
How tall are you, Private?
COWBOY
Sir,
five foot nine, sir!
HARTMAN
Five foot nine? I didn't
know they stacked
that high! You trying to squeeze an inch in
on
me somewhere, huh?
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir.
HARTMAN
Bull! It looks to me like the best part of
you ran
down the crack of your mama's ass
and ended up as a brown stain on
the
mattress! I think you've been cheated!
HARTMAN
Where in hell are you from anyway, Private?
COWBOY
Sir, Texas, sir!
HARTMAN
Holy dog! Texas! Only
steers and queers
come from Texas, Private Cowboy! And you
don't look much like a steer to me, so that
kinda narrows it down!
Do you suck dicks!
COWBOY
Sir, no, sir!
HARTMAN
Are you a peter-puffer?
COWBOY
Sir, no,
sir!
HARTMAN
I'll bet you're the kind of guy that would
a person in the ass and not even have the
goddam common
courtesy to give him a reach-
around! I'll be watching you!
Sergeant HARTMAN walks down the line to another
recruit, a tall,
overtweight boy.
probably one of the greatest exchanges in a movie, ever. |
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| idoru |
| I'm so watching that after work tonight. yes. |
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