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Dictionary For Decoding Women's Personal Ads:
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Decoding Womens Personal Ads, what it says.......what it means
40-ish.................................49.
Adventurous..........................Slept with everyone.
Athletic..............................No breasts.
Average looking.....................cow
Beautiful.............................Pathological liar.
Emotionally Secure.................On medication.
Feminist...............................Fat.
Free Spirit............................Junkie.
Friendship first... ....................Former Slut.
New-Age............................Body hair in the wrong places
Old-fashioned........................No B.J.'s
Open-minded.......................Desperate.
Outgoing..............................Loud and embarrassing.
Professional...........................Bitch.
Voluptuous..........................Very fat.
Large frame...........................Hugely fat.
Wants soul mate....................Stalker. |
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| Ian |
| damn. i'd planned a date tonight with a 40ish athletic, adventurous, open minded emotionally secure woman after a soul mate :nervous: |
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| Ygrene |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ian
damn. i'd planned a date tonight with a 40ish athletic, adventurous, open minded emotionally secure woman after a soul mate :nervous: |
Pics or .... :p |
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| Aristronica |
| i don't believe. |
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| KilldaDJ |
| id say that was pretty accurate. |
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| Ian |
| quote: | Originally posted by Ygrene
Pics or .... :p |
I gave her up for one who claims to be "18, virgin, good looking, blonde eyes, blue hair" |
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