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A contest for the c0r - There are Reese's to be had! (pg. 5)
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| RJT |
Bas' avatar gave me an idea:
The Scourge of Boston
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| Xenocreator_PG_ |
Electrified fart zappers
Life is like a box of anuses
The stapler that became friends with a cat
I want your money but this album is for free :(
No pants, no worries
Poodle vs hammer
The extremely friendly maggots
Cigarette smoking foetus
solid logs |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
The stapler that became friends with a cat
I want your money but this album is for free :(
No pants, no worries
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| lücid |
| quote: | Originally posted by Xenocreator_PG_
No pants, no worries
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i kinda like that. |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by lücid
:haha:
i kinda like that. |
Me too.
Edit: Turner & Romano - Foreplay: No Pants, No Worries
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| prolikewhoa |
this reminds me of a joke.
A piano player goes to a bar to audition to be the pianist on the weekend nights. The owner asks him to play something, so he sits down and plays the most beautiful melody the owner has ever heard...it is incredible and like nothing he's ever heard. The owner is obviously taken aback and asks him to play something else. The second song is even more beautiful than the first. The pianist says he wrote all his own music.
The owner says "if you can write and play like that, why the hell are you auditioning for me?!"
The pianist says "well, i've tried to get some things published, but no one really goes for them...i'm not sure why, maybe it's the title."
The owner says "well, okay, what was the first one called?"
"two dogs humping in the back yard"
The owner looks disgusted, "why the hell would you name your song that?!"
The pianist looks very indignant at this point "excuse me, but I have a right to name my songs whatever I want to. I wrote them and I get to call them anything I want."
The owner says "okay well what was the second one called?"
"i stick pistachios up my anus"
The owner says "well there's your problem, no one wants to listen to songs called that..."
The pianist, very pissed, gets up to leave, but the owner stops him.
"okay okay i'm sorry, you're hired, but on the condition that you don't tell ANYONE here what your songs are called."
The pianist agrees and goes to the bathroom before his set begins. When he comes out a waitress stops him and says "Sir, do you know your fly is open and your schlong is hanging out?"
The pianist smiles and says, "Know it?! I wrote it!!!!" |
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| UWM |
Turner & Romano - Mouth-Slutty
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| prolikewhoa |
| Turner and Romano - Sticky of the Icky |
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| gehzumteufel |
| quote: | Originally posted by prolikewhoa
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thats a good one pro. |
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| prolikewhoa |
| quote: | Originally posted by gehzumteufel
thats a good one pro. |
thanks :happy2: |
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| RJT |
| quote: | Originally posted by UWM
Turner & Romano - Mouth-Slutty
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Rofl-ale! |
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