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if you were alone on an island... (sort of work safe) (pg. 3)
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| the gamemaster |
| pfft all women want me. on a deserted island pfft give me break :stongue: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
girl mouth > fish vag.
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No, see, when girls have mouths, they tend to speak out of them.
That's the problem.
If I'm alone on a desert island, I want some ing peace and quiet - I don't want to hear about how your fish-friend got a new purse or how, like, life under the seas is just so unfair. At least with the fish for a head, it just sort of looks at you and says things like "....glub....," which, I dunno about you, I am quite fit to ignore. |
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| Psy-T |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
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....glub.... ;) |
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| Lilith |
| quote: | Originally posted by Halcyon+On+On
No, see, when girls have mouths, they tend to speak out of them.
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I hope your mum kicks your arse for that. :whip: |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
| quote: | Originally posted by Lilith
I hope your mum kicks your arse for that. :whip: |
Would knowing that my mother figure kicked the hell out of me make you go any softer on me? :thepirate |
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| Lilith |
| Nope, she did a bad job of it, the beatings where not up to the usual standard of correct child rearing! :p |
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| Taranis |
A - Mermaid
Mouth, boobs, presumeably a pooper somewhere down there. And it can talk in the event that you get lonely. |
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| CleverName |
| quote: | Originally posted by Caela
DEFINITELY the mermaid...other than obvious reasons, it gets lonely on an island...good to have someone to talk to :conf: |
heh that's exactly why I'd take the fish. the woman wouldn't stop bitching and telling you to make that raft already. remember it isn't rape if they don't say no.. |
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| Halcyon+On+On |
Well I suppose I will have to find beatings from an external source if my mother didn't do an adequate job of it...
| quote: | Originally posted by Taranis
A - Mermaid
Mouth, boobs, presumeably a pooper somewhere down there. And it can talk in the event that you get lonely. |
So all those other parts are for eating, nourishing young and expelling waste, respectively? Your mentioning of them doesn't have anything to do with coping with your loneliness? :wtf: |
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| stren |
| can i get both halves fish ? I'd deep throat it |
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| Taranis |
| quote: | | So all those other parts are for eating, nourishing young and expelling waste, respectively? Your mentioning of them doesn't have anything to do with coping with your loneliness? |
No, they're for coping with horniness (pretty sure that's not a word, but oh well). |
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| KilldaDJ |
me : I SHOW U SEXY TIME??? :wtf:
mermaid : ???
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