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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
but you kept her for 2 months...pffft
lady boy settle for generic punani
real man like tiger and find much prey
wax on
wax off
you be waxing alot i guessin
bo-selekta |
We didnt see each other that often... the first time it was ok at best, I figured the second time around it would be better - of course it wasnt, it was 10 times worse... after that she was officially C-U-T!! |
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| Frenchie |
ahahahahhahahaahaha.
I don't know why I am laughing...but I am. Not at you, just the thread in general. |
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| all-nite-freak |
is it possible you were the one that sucked?
i mean its possible, you're jewish:p |
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| dj_bas |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
i mean its possible, you're jewish:p |
:stongue: |
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| Frenchie |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
is it possible you were the one that sucked?
i mean its possible, you're jewish:p |
I feel semi hurt here! |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
is it possible you were the one that sucked?
i mean its possible, you're jewish:p |
Who's fault is it that she couldnt get me hard no matter what she did? |
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| Vlad |
| Im glad that everyone is getting a nice laugh from my pain. |
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| Frenchie |
| You started it by mentioning it. Open call for bashing. |
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| all-nite-freak |
| quote: | Originally posted by Vlad
Im glad that everyone is getting a nice laugh from my pain. |
im not laughing.
maybe if you would have tried to please her until she was screaming and calling you her little monkey boy, little vlad would have risen to the occasion.Its okay, i've had occasions where i have tried everything with good looking chicks and still only could get a semi.In these cases you just go down on them until they cum, then spend the rest of the night wipping them on the forehead with you flaccid pants hamster. |
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| tibberino |
| yeah dis is some thread dis een. ho ho ho i'm joost aboot pishing me drawers. onyway if ur wanting a brawly sexy story da best een i ken is when angus blubb pat his pilly in tae da exhaust o janet dunnet's taxi. dat wis a in classic. |
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| Vlad |
| quote: | Originally posted by all-nite-freak
im not laughing.
maybe if you would have tried to please her until she was screaming and calling you her little monkey boy, little vlad would have risen to the occasion.Its okay, i've had occasions where i have tried everything with good looking chicks and still only could get a semi.In these cases you just go down on them until they cum, then spend the rest of the night wipping them on the forehead with you flaccid pants hamster. |
Yea, thats all great except... she wouldnt let me go down on her, secondly her area was so poorly managed that I was turned off by it in general - felt like a 3-4 day old stubble (I dont think she knew how to shave properly). And when we were in, the girl is so boring in the sack... wouldnt let me do her doggy or anything else that was in some way "slutty". Missionary and her on top only (not even cowgirl). |
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| dj_bas |
| Wow you really hate this girl don't you :stongue: |
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