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Cannot remember if I post this already but here goes...
Lifesavers
A College professor was doing a study, testing the senses of first-graders using a bowl of Lifesavers. He gave all of the children the same
kind of Lifesaver, one at a time, and asked them to identify them by color and flavor. The children began to say:
"Red..................cherry,"
"Yellow...............lemon,"
"Green................lime,"
"Orange...............orange."
Finally, the professor gave them all honey Lifesavers. After eating them for a few moments, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well, he said, I'll give you all a clue. It's what your mother may sometimes call your father." One little girl looked up in horror, spit hers out, and yelled, "Everybody, spit them out -- they're s!!!" |
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