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| Gucio |
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods
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On a Sear's hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( Crap , and that's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos: ...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary.
Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but
wouldn't this save me more time)?
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what)?
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (Oh my word ...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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| D_G |
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| Mr.Mystery |
| ...only in USA, as far as I know :D |
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| Podroom |
| quote: | Originally posted by Mr.Mystery
...only in USA, as far as I know :D |
UHHHHH ...Ur bad.....):D |
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| OrZonE |
| Everytime i read this i laugh my ass off. But, ya unfortunately they have to put those warning labels on, otherwise some ppl might cash in cuz of their stupidity :D |
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| Julie_Spyder |
the stupidity of some ppl and to think that ppl have actulay comited these things beacause other wise there would not be these warrnings..
ROFLMAO:stongue: :stongue: :stongue: :D :D :D |
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| Nightmonger |
Tnx mate, you really made me LMAO !!! :stongue:
Talkin 'bout chainsaw ..... there's lotta stuff to be cutted (arms legs even nose) but why genitals ??? Perverted .... :toothless |
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| thewarpbrothers |
| funny never realised how funny some instructions are |
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